100 Things I learned from 'The Open Road'
I'll start:
1) Minor League Baseball players with marginal talent can afford a Red Hummer.
2) there is a huge market for nostalgic meet-a-Houston Astro conventions in Ohio, and they are well-attended.
3) Baseball players avoid driving on Interstates if at all possible.
4) Ex-wives of neer-do-well baseball players desperately want their ex to be at their hospital bed.
5) Ohio convention centers look exactly like Reliant Center in Houston.
6) Johnny's a good man because Lonestar said so.