Congratulations NBC!
Congratulations NBC for cancelling two great shows for this idiotic MTV-esque piece of *beep* You really have your stuff together don't you? And must I mention how awesome it was of you to move Medium to Wednesday nights at 10pm to compete with one of the greatest shows in Television? You are so awesome, it's incredible. You deserve a goddamn award.
I've earned myself an impossible crime.
I have to paint myself a hole and crawl inside.