Mary cheated on Joseph


Apparently her alibi was, "But god shagged me". and now i'm pregnant.
OR: god committed a sin by coveting another man's wife.

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I bet it was Gabriel

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The young messiah is a bastard. Hahahah.

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Mary is Spouse of the Holy Ghost, the Third Person of the Blessed Trinity. St. Joseph was a protector. According to jewish law, Mary would have been stoned to death for being an unwed mother.

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