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100 things we learned from 'The Experiment'

posted 14 years ago by joestone99uk
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1. Hippie chicks in anti-war demos are still walking talking cliches from the 1960s.

2. If ever anyone wants to make a biopic about Lee Harvey Oswald, Cam Gigandet is your man.

3. Nobody does "easily unhinged lower-middle class black guy" like Forest Whittaker.

4. If Mel Gibson wants to make another Christ pic, he could do a lot worse than cast Adrien Brody with long hair and a goatee in the lead role.

5. The shame of getting caught jacking off to hetero porn in your bunk bed by a fellow prison officer will turn you aggressively gay within the hour.

6. If you are gonna jack off, always take the top bunk.

7. Short, fat pasty guys with glasses make great graphic novelists.

8. 42 y/o black men who still live with their over bearing mothers will soon become camp guard nazis given half a chance.

9. Not taking your insulin shots is a way of proving something to yourself, k?

10. Even though you've had half your teeth punched out and have blood stains down your torn clothes, always make sure to button up your jacket when the bus arrives so you look smart.

[–] johnny_tama 14 years ago

11. People should leave great films where they are.

12. "The wars in here" *points to heart* is the worst line ever. ever.

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[–] shaffer2112 14 years ago

13. all extreme, unsupervised psychological experiments are done by the military

14. Only vets get violent at anti war protests

15. when get laid off, the best thing to do instead of go home and regroup is to go to an anti-war protest

16. old ladies got no game at shuffle board

17. when tatooing a necklace on your chest, make it look like you are constantly running

18. beans can be made to look like dog crap. I mean really, how can you possibly make beans look like that? Boil them in tar?

19. you can take a mans hipster hair, but you can't take his ironic, and incredibly lame, "chaos" tatoo. What is this Warhammer?

[–] AmadeusMilosForman 14 years ago

20. When someone tells you that violence is not allowed, just assume that what he really means is that any violent action that comes to mind like smashing a guys head with a baton, or raping someone in the booty, is an exception to the rule...and thus, allowed!

[–] EnronForPresident 14 years ago

21. If you are Forrest Whitaker you don't get to go to jail for assault, torture and attempted murder.

[–] AmadeusMilosForman 14 years ago

22. When making an experiment in big brother style, make sure to leave some rooms unchecked, without any cameras, so the participants can break the rules undisturbed just by switching to the next room…

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[–] Ziad-Khan 14 years ago

31. Bay (Maggie Grace) is an absolute beauty :)

32. Not all the guards were bad, but they were coward

[–] olaf_z1 13 years ago

33. Forrest Whitaker has a power fetish resulting him getting a boner

[–] roland_deschain1983 13 years ago

This!

[–] dorky_spunkster_i_am 13 years ago

-When alone with a group of guys for five days--a man will have gay sex if they don't get the chance to masturbate.

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[–] Hildovar 13 years ago

Forest Whitaker is proof that some black men have tiny schlongs.

Adrien Brody will piss his talent up a wall and make crappy film after crappy film for a few bucks.

Men turn gay within seconds of being incarcerated.

Ibside the average person is a brutal, sadistic prison warden waiting to get out.

[–] AcidRainbow 13 years ago

When in a prison experiment, always keep your back against the wall and hold on to the soap tightly.

"It's better to live one day as a lion, than one hundred years as a sheep."

[–] mikeynova 13 years ago

42. Asking for a time out will NOT prevent butt rape.
43. 42 year olds who have moms who call them derogatory names will inevitably get power trip boners.
44. Always draw from fraternity experience when figuring out how to humiliate someone.
45. Forest Whitaker is a sloppy pooper.
46. The red light IS all we have.
47. The prison hardened Aryan will eventually come around if you give him 6 days.
48. Blood lust disappears when the garage door opens.

[–] mrjayberry 13 years ago

49. We've become so jaded that a man that flys isn't amazing

[–] bite_me_loser_86 13 years ago

50. If you're a diabetic in serious need of insulin you'll ask for a Twix instead of ACTUAL INSULIN. (Anyone with even basic medical knowledge would know MORE sugar would aggravate the problem)

51. Getting punched hard in the face over 10 times in a row will not render you unconscious or even significantly bruised up however just one blow to the head with a baton will kill you.

[–] individuo 13 years ago

52. Adrien Brody and Forest Whittaker have no self respect.

[–] CoffeeGoddess 13 years ago

53. You should never watch the Hollyweird remake of an excellent film and expect good.
54. You should never watch the Hollyweird remake after you've seen the original.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma -- Patrick Star

[–] jabberttp 13 years ago

55. Eat twat.
56. Smoke pot.
57. Smile a lot.

[–] sikk 13 years ago

If you use your hand to prevent yourself being stabbed dont worry about the blood simply punch a guy in the face repeatedly until the blood has disappeared.

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[–] pbento68 13 years ago

58. If you murder someone on camera and attempt to murder another on camera, you will not only not go to jail but be rewarded with a fat check...as long it was a "scientific experiment".
59. If you do choose to murder someone during such an experiment, the person in charge will be charged with manslaughter.
60. When conducting an experiment with a million dollar budget you should not bother to do background checks on participants, just take their word for it when they say they have never been incarcerated.

[–] cygnusx999 13 years ago

61. Give Hollywood a good story, good actors, and even an example movie that was generally well-received as a "how to" .... and the end result is that we'd all rather eat those beans than watch this movie again.

[–] foundhorizon 13 years ago

62. You can open a difficult lock with your watch.
63. If your girlfriend goes to India, go with her.
64. No matter how many times you punch someone, your hand never gets sore.

To tennis players love means nothing!

[–] OahuMarc69 12 years ago

65. If you're going to go to prison, buff up first so you're not the effeminate guy who gets viewed by the power-tripping sex addict guards as a potential target. (Originally posted by theBlueGray in the thread, "Ok, so the one prison guard...")

[–] HarryRidgway 11 years ago

66. Don't drop the soap.

67. Don't drop the beans.

68. Music makes you want to bash some peoples faces in

69. TOIIIILET!

70. it's NOT Truman Capote.

71. Anyone who can fly should be called 'Flying Man'

72. Small booths are scary.

73. the power of a small bracelet can overpower a gate's heavy lock.

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Last seen films:

The Experiment (2010). 8.5/10
An American Crime. 9/10
Lincoln. 9.5/10