Mine had to be...I will skin you. I will debone you. I will feed your entrails to our neighbor's Shih Tzu...LMAO...I died when Ileanna Douglas delivered that line!
It's an evil F@#&ing room
my favorite line had to be when Reed was all like.....
"Bust a window; Bust a move"
I was like Wtf? But I couldn't stop laughing.
"When I see a woman's ankle, I see it with a shackle on it. The delicate bone of a woman's wrist seems incomplete without the flourish of a restraint. The hollow of her neck sometimes seems a blank canvas without a studded choke chain."
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle..."
"You're either in this marriage or you aren't!!!"
or
"You ordered pizza......BRILLIANT!"
This movie was HILARIOUS
I liked the whole scene where Reed's dad keeps asking him what is wrong with him and that he's selling pills in school and making Chinese throwing stars in his shop class. Lol that part had me cracking up!
"I don't have a *beep* soul!."
-Cecil (Saw IV)
**SPOILER**
**READ FURTHER AT YOUR OWN PERIL**
At the end when the brother fires the shotgun through the door, and they all peek out and someone says, "Is it him?"
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I cant remember it word for word but something like : "We almost made him drink his own toes!" That whole scene was hilarious.
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shareI electricuted a mans a$$hole(thumbs up)
shareThis movie could have been so good. Even though it was mediocre there were a lot of good lines. Pretty much anything Hotchkiss or the brother said cracked me up, or any time Otis talked about sex.
My two favorites:
Police officer: Do you have any idea the kind of people that use these websites?
Brother: People like me.
Distraught mother: Whoever you are you need to come forward. we just want our little girl.
Nancy Grace type TV lady: Or what's left of her.
Distraught father: Wh-what did she just say?
The "rectum" line. even though it's an old pun, surprised me into laughing out loud. That, and the whole thing about drinking his toes also cracked me up.
Deeeeeeep hurting!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD! YOU CAN'T KILL BECCA
Mine's got to be where Reed does the Bill Murray bit from Caddyshack about the young kid at Augusta - with the golfclub - classic!
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