MovieChat Forums > Otis (2008) Discussion > This movie sucked so bad!!! Worst movie ...

This movie sucked so bad!!! Worst movie ever!!!


I WASTED 1 HOUR AND 40 MINUTES OF MY LIFE!! This movie was so terrible I can't describe it!! How in the hell did it even make it to dvd?? WHY PEOPLE WHYYYYYYY? How can somebody make such a crappy movie? I could make a better movie ALL BY MYSELF! Please people trust me on this....THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!

reply

Wow.
Thank you for the in-depth description detailing the plot, acting and technical aspects of this soon-to-be-released film with such an amazing intensity. Aren't we lucky to have such deeply educated and complex film-reviewers such as you?

...moron.

I'll swallow your soul!
Liberals suck...

reply

Dido, but liberals don't suck. They're just the lesser of two evils.

reply

I thought it was great, I mean for a horror/comedy. cept for the ending, which was good, just sudden/letdown

reply

This movie was seriously irritating. How many how-stupid-can-you-be moments can one movie have? Barely funny; poorly thought out idea; ending that has no pay-off whatsoever. Soooo irritating.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

How many how-stupid-can-you-be moments can one movie have?

Way to offer legitimate examples. Besides, it was intended to be serious.

reply

Examples (contains spoilers if it even matters for such a dumb movie):

- When what's-her-face gets kidnapped in the middle of the day. She's screaming help and he's putting her kicking and screaming body into his car, but nobody even blinks an eye; not the kid on the bike, not her parents who are just inside the house. That's one lucky serial killer.

- The cop is a complete moron. Obviously he's supposed to be, and is supposed to be funny, but what kind of idiot would keep treating him like a cop when he's so obviously a moron? They either tried too hard to make the character funny, or they have a very, very lame sense of humor.

- When the family is in Otis's house and they confront who turns out to be Otis's brother, they call him Otis, but he doesn't contradict them. He says, "what are you doing in my house?," but when they look at his wallet later, it isn't his address. He's opened himself up to being butchered like they want to do to Otis. He should have just said, "Otis is my brother. I don't live here."

- At the end, the brother shoots a gun right through the front door when the pizza guy comes. Doesn't even look to make sure he's killing the right pizza man.

While it isn't intended to be serious, they could have at least made it funny. And how old is that rectum joke? Jeez.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

As old as buggery.

reply

Clearly this movie is too intelligent for a small brain like yours. Go back to watching simpler movies, like Disney films. We wouldn't want you to try to think again.

reply

If this movie is intelligent, then Bush is the best president in history. This movie is unbelievably stupid and isn't funny nor interesting. If you've ever seen a dark comedy, you should be able to see the failure that this "dark comedy" is. If anyone has a small brain, it's the people who find this movie to be good and special. It's a POS.

"Obviously you have a beef, Stew, but please don't stir things up" - Geoffrey Jellineck

reply

That's not necessarily true.
I absolutely love dark comedies and I really enjoyed Otis.

And I think it's ridiculous that everyone on here is accusing people of being stupid for liking it or hating it.
Opinions and likes/dislikes differ... What may be trash to one person may be treasure to another and vice versa. Just because someone likes or dislikes a certain movie does not make them an idiot.

reply

Sorry, but my friend and I really enjoyed this film, comedy and all, and we're hardly small-minded people. Perhaps the problem lies with you and your lack of a sense of humor. And your examples are weak.

- People are kidnapped in broad daylight every day. Do you really think pedophiles care? Even houses are burglarized during the day. I don't know what world you're living in, but what happened is very plausible. Not everyone can hear what's going on in front of their home, not to mention that kid on the bike was WAY down the street with his back to the kidnapping.

- My friend and I thought the cop was hilarious. At first we thought he was a dick, but he turned out to be pretty cool in the end. He had some of the best quotes in the movie.

- If somebody was in your brother's house, would you really explain anything to them? I certainly wouldn't. They're breaking and entering! As a viewer, it's easy to judge situations like that and insert your own would-be actions, but our thoughts would be totally different IN that situation. Sure, telling them who he really was would be a logical thing to do, but 1) who are you to judge this guy's state of mind, and 2) would it have really made a difference? It should be apparent that he's an *beep* by the way he treated his brother, so why would he tell them anything?

reply

Liberals suck; and yet it was the conservative, hidden, perverted, right winged, middle class white man who committed the crime.


The gene pool could use a little chlorine......

reply

Don't get me wrong you are entitled to your opinion, but christ go back to the pg thrirteeny bopper forum, stick to critizing watered down garbage flicks like Prom Night. I can say this movie was great...we need more of these "against the grain" movies. Its about time we see some creativity not remake trash. KUDOS TO KRANTZ!

reply

LOL! This movie sucks worse than most PG-13 "horror" films! If you thought this was something special, there's something wrong with you. This movie deserves any negative criticism it gets. They might have tried to make a dark comedy, but they wound up making a pile-o-poo.

And if you don't see the problem with the messes I pointed out in my last post, then I believe it is you who needs to stick to PG-13 nonsense. They make the same stupid mistakes as this one did.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

ha! If your looking for horror films in the perfectionist category maybe your the one who is in the wrong line of movies to be bashing. You can take the juggernauts of the genre such as Halloween, Friday the 13th, TCM ect. and nit pick them to death, taking notice in all the "charecters wrong doings" because believe it or not they are exsistant. If you haven't noticed shock films are not made for the Academy Awards.

reply

This movie isn't a horror-movie. It's a sad attempt at dark comedy.

While I know that horror films (again, this one isn't horror) aren't meant for the Academy Awards, they can still try to make something that isn't a mess.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

it doesn't matter if you tried, all that matters is you failed...

reply

I guess that means they've failed :(

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

Well you should know that it's nearly impossible to catagorize movies for everyone to agree on. To many sub-genres in this business. I think of "Otis" as a torture/shocker film (the same as hostel, devils rejects, henery:portrait of a serial killer ect) therefore it should be placed in the horror genre. People are always looking in the gray area.

reply

HA! You make me laugh. I need to read your posts on a day where I'm feeling low so I can laugh my ass off learning how you reason.

With Ileanna Douglas and Daniel Stern as the girl's parents, this movie could never be considered horror. If this was to be in the same vein as Hostel, Devils Rejects *beep* movie), or Henry: POSK (wha?) then it would be scary or thrilling or something. This movie was silly stupidity. Maybe that's why you like it so much; it's something you have extensive knowledge on.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

Learn the horror films and their charecters before the 90's bud. are u already bored of your summer break? 9th grade is right around the corner kiddo

reply

I always find it funny that the most stupid people always assume they're smarter than the actual smart people. I can't tell you how many times a mentally-defective tard, such as yourself, refers to me as 'kiddo.' I guess it just helps you and the others to forget what morons ya'll are by trying to condescend the ones with brains.

PS - Even if I had just graduated from the 8th grade, it wouldn't change the fact that you're a moron.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

hehe...turd? Christ you're lame. I will tell you something that you learn with age, you can't be a moron for your personal opinions. Hey sport I think they taught you this a couple years ago...there is no such thing as stupid questions.

reply

There you go with the patronizing thing again. Does it make your arguments any stronger? No. Does it make your arguments any less moronic? No. Why don't you accept the fact that you have the mentality of a kindy-gartner and stay away from movies that aren't intended for your age range (PG and above).

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

Aren't you the little dickins. Well maybe I should boost my ego like yourself, and then I can pretend to act smarter then I am...even though I do realize you're sitting behind a computer where all your answers are just a few clicks away. If that makes me less of a moron then just show me where to sign up. I'd figure with an ego like yours you would have a little more self respect
"I personally love cyber name calling...it really makes me feel like a bad ass" -josephrh311

reply

It appears that you are pretending to be smarter than you are.

When you can pull your head out of your ass, I might be able to believe that you're not as dumb as you sound. Unfortunately I believe there's cement involved so I can only dream. Give my sympathies to your parents.

PS - Is Otis the only movie you like because your board history shows nothing but the board of this stupid movie.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

Is Otis the only movie hate? because you're spending alot of time here. and if you like to look at my browsing history then maybe you can take the time to notice I've only been a member here for less then 4 hrs...show some intelligence ohhh god of right.

reply

Oh, I hate plenty of movies. I enjoy frequenting those I like better. If you see my history, you'll see this (show me some intelligence). And congrats to you for spending your first 4 hours showing everyone what a taint you are by standing up for such a POS film.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

haha...you are classic. To bad your taste in movies isn't. I suppose I'll let you in on a secret...they did make movies before 1995.
Oh and I don't know if you're aware of the copy/paste function on your computer but you should start using it seeing how you like to repeat yourself.

reply

I don't have to defend my movie tastes to someone who created an account specifically to stand up for this crappy movie.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

Wow! So much time spent in a pissing contest when this is supposed to be about films, isn't it? It's funny how easy it has become to antagonize one another in an anonymous way. Maybe you guys should go outside and get some friends. If you were to meet in person you wouldn't have the balls to confront each other this way. Think that one over.
P.S. I enjoyed the movie. I will also not waste my time waiting to see whatever responses you might post. I have more of a life than that.

reply

[deleted]

Yes, CHUD's Daniel Stern would never appear in a horror film.

BTW I really didn't care for the film but on the same level still feel we need more films like this. More offbeat and out of the norm. Films that fall into that grey area that was predefined in an earlier post. If more films like this aren't produced and aren't successful, I have the feeling I'll be spending my life watching crappy remakes of classic horror films and piss-poor remakes of Japanese films that pale in comparison to their source materiel. At least this film strives to be a bit different than your average torture film.
The issues I had with the film were with the script more than anything else. I didn't find it to be all that amusing. The acting wasn't bad. Not Stern's best , but he seemed to be more into it than he was in CHUD. Keep in mind that I have a lot of favorite films that a lot of my friends hate. A prime example would be "Basket Case".

"What's dead is dead. The history of the world my pet is learn forgiveness and try to forget"

reply

From a guy who rates Scary Movie 3, Scream, and Mean Girls as favorites. Yikes!

reply

What's wrong with Scream and Mean Girls? Those are popular favorites. I guess Scary Movie 3's my guilty pleasure. In any case, these movies, and most others, blow this POS out of the water. Not to mention The Real World and There Will Be Boredom lol You're such a massingil.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

So according to your logic, any board you post a response on inherently makes you a fan of that movie or show? Otis must be a favorite of yours then.

And it's not my fault that your mind couldn't comprehend There Will Be Blood. Maybe if Lindsay Lohan played daughter Plainview and it was set in a modern day shopping mall, you would have enjoyed it.

Finally, there's nothing wrong with having Scream or Mean Girls as favorites. If everyone had exquisitely good taste in film, Hollywood would be out of business.

reply

Did ya miss the part where I said most of the time... Most of the time I hang out on a board for a movie I like. This one was so stupid I was drawn to the board...

Oh I could comprehend There Will Be Blood. How could you not? It's long, drawn-out and boring with a whole lotta nothin' going on. Had I fallen asleep, then I might be more confused. Fortunately, since the story didn't really go anywhere, I could have found my place easily.

Sorry Samma Grace - this guy pisses me off.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

There Will Be Blood = 8.4 and #67 of all time. Yeah... you're probably right.

reply

Hey, that POS Crash won an Oscar for Best Picture! Not to mention Million Dollar Baby. Ratings don't mean jack.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

Perhaps you can't always trust a rating, but to say that they "don't mean jack" is a bit ignorant. Just because you didn't like, understand, or connect with There Will Be Blood "doesn't mean jack."

reply

Perhaps you can't always trust a rating, but to say that they "don't mean jack" is a bit ignorant.
What is ignorant is finding this crappy movie to be something that should be defended. It's an atrocity.
Just because you didn't like, understand, or connect with There Will Be Blood "doesn't mean jack."
Exactly. Same goes the other way. The fact that it moved you so dearly "doesn't mean jack." It was still a yawn-fest to me.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

Seriously? The worst movie ever? You need to watch a few more movies. May i recommend "The Comebacks."

reply

The horror movie Jack Frost was much, much worse. Trust me.

Work Harder! Millions of people on welfare are depending on you

reply

Hey gianne, Watch "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and then tell me which movie is worse.

reply

This movie was great it was funny as hell and dumb all at the same time and that's what made it. I made no since what so ever. I died laugh when the were hacking up otis's brother just the family fighting alone along with plan what they were going to do next was a riot. I would watch this movie again. I love that fact that when the door bell rang he just blasted right through the door he didn't know for sure if it was going to be him but since he had already delivered several times i thought it was amazingly funny. reat movie

reply

I really enjoyed this movie, to be honest.
I thought that it was really funny and I liked the concept.
Do I think that it's Oscar-worthy? No. But it's certainly far from being the worst movie ever.

reply

really enjoyed this movie, to be honest.
I thought that it was really funny and I liked the concept.
Do I think that it's Oscar-worthy? No. But it's certainly far from being the worst movie ever.


Well stated. Besides, since when is the term "Oscar-worthy" necessarily synonymous with "great." I thought No Country for Old Men was a complete train wreck and it swept the Oscars.

reply

This movie was awesome, I loved it. Great script, great acting, what more can you want?

Go watch Don't Mess With The Zohan, I'm sure it's more to your taste. Or lack of.

reply

So this was better than Zohan?! Wow. That means Zohan must be a complete abomination of a film for this stinking mess to be better.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

There are films and then there are movies. Is this what you do with your free time, complain about movies online?

Work Harder! Millions of people on welfare are depending on you

reply

Sometimes. Most of the time I hang out on boards for movies I like. This one was so stupid, I felt the need to bitch. And I'm seriously shocked that people actually think this is a good movie. So derivative with no pay off and the most fun gory part of the movie isn't even done to the real killer (I couldn't watch them tear apart an innocent person). No payoff whatsoever.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

well josephrh311...

i dont agree that this movie was the worst ever...
i actually liked it quite a bit

the way riley played along struck a chord with me cause thats what i could see myself doing.

i actually felt bad for otis when he found out about his brother being slaughtered.. even though his brother was extremely abusive.


on the other hand.

the cop was obviously supposed to be super stupid... just to make a subliminal message about how the justice system works today && how sitting in prison doesnt always seem fair considering the crimes that some of these people commit.

the ending was a bit disappointing.. why would otis deliver a pizza to the house of the girl he kidnapped after she escaped.. wouldnt he plan a secret attack if he wanted revenge? not delivering a pizza to their house.. he knew that they knew who he was... what did he expect?


either way...
i dont think a message board is a place to argue && name-call... just my opinion on the matter.

so i think the fighting should stop.
peace
love
&&
all that random stuff.


smile josephrh311

better movies will come along...
even though i liked this one.

=)

.you.have.to.have.a.heart.to.have.it.broken.

reply

Nobody said that was Otis that got shot, I thought it was some innocent pizza guy
Work Harder! Millions of people on welfare are depending on you

reply

well I've spent the last the last 10 or 15 minutes skimming through the message boards to see if this movie is worth while watching and I have to say while I had a pretty good chuckle reading what you had to say, I'm grateful that there are people out there who are as strongly opinionated as you are josephrh.

While it seems people here are disagreeing with you because your trying far too hard to critique a dark comedy/horror flick, the contrast in the responses to your comments helped give me a much better understanding of what to expect from this flick. Now I'm looking forward to getting a chance to see it where as I may have just passed it up otherwise.

reply

It's not a matter of critiquing a dark comedy/horror flick. I can forgive a lot, but this movie was unbelievably idiotic and executed horribly. If you have to force humor on the audience in order to make it funny, you've failed. Like all the lame "spoofs" that come out every year. They try way too hard to make it funny and it turns out to be crappy. This is the problem here. They took things that they thought would be funny, but then forced them through a keyhole and wound up making a mess.

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply


examples? josephrh311 please?

.you.have.to.have.a.heart.to.have.it.broken.

reply

What kind of examples? What are you referring to?

"I've slept in some dumpsters. Maybe I slept on some babies.." - Ruth Stoops

reply

Im sorry josephrh311 but i just joined this site because i was reading your arguments on this movie and i couldn't help but laugh at your ignorance for the purpose of movies. First off you had to know that this movie wasnt going to be the awesome academy award winning movies that you want so much like your favorite movie i know who killed me( sorry but that might be up there with the worst of them). For you to judge someones intelligence on a subject of a movie like this is kinda funny when looking at your favorite movies. You seem to be the kinda person into the whole pg-13 stupid movies ( the ring, romy and michelle, scary movie 3, i know who killed me, etc). And im curious if this is a girl or not because you seem to be into the whole new kind of chick flicks. I dont see a movie on you list with the exception of one that has the makings of a classic movie. Maybe you should learn to branch out and try watching some movies with plots and good acting( and since you seem to be obssessed with lindsay lohan as an actress rather than just hott i suggest you keep looking).Thats all i have to say about this i just felt like i needed to help the multiple people who have called you an idiot on this subject.

reply

Well, if you've watched the movie, then you should see how stupid it is. If you've watched at least 20 other dark comedies, you should see how stupid it is. This movie is without a doubt one of the worst movies of the year (a good indication is that it's direct-to-video and didn't get notice at film festivals). No duh it's not Academy Award material, but I do expect it to be good or funny if it's to be a comedy. It wasn't. At all. On a side note, Academy Award-winning movies aren't always great either (Crash, Million Dollar Baby).

Funny how you mention me liking PG-13 movies, but two of the four examples you gave, Romy and I Know Who, are both rated R. And you judge my intelligence lol In any case, the rating doesn't matter. When it comes to horror, then PG-13 is oftentimes a problem for me. Luckily, The Ring is creepy as hell despite its rating.

And now I'm not allowed to enjoy romantic comedies or movies with female leads unless I have a vagina? Talk about IGNORANCE.

Before you start going around telling people your sh!t doesn't stink, make sure it doesn't. The fact that you made an account just to prove to me what a dumbass you are outrules any judgements you felt you could make on me.

If you want to give another response, make sure you let me know these classic movies with good acting that make your tastes so much better than mine.

"Obviously you have a beef, Stew, but please don't stir things up" - Geoffrey Jellineck

reply

This movie was pretty good, and I thought it would be kind of stupid. Maybe this Mustang guy is an actor hopeful who tried to get a part in the movie and failed?

reply

Wow you've obviously never seen any lions gate B horror movies have you?

reply


Why is it that people like the original poster hop into the forums, start a meaningless thread and never come back? The forums are for discussion and if you have nothing to discuss why start a thread?
-
I was like an egg rolling through time until I was 21. Then the egg cracked and I popped out.

reply


can you give an example of how they were forcing the humor through a keyhole?
i know it was supposed to be full of the stupid humor... but i thought they played it out well.

.you.have.to.have.a.heart.to.have.it.broken.

reply

SPOILERS

The parents for one. Like the parents in Juno, they were supposed to have a dry sense of humor, but it seemed forced, especially Daniel Stern. He and Illeana just seemed forced (plus the dialogue they had wasn't very funny to begin with).

Then there's that stupid "cop." I understand he's supposed to be a dumb guy, but come on. How stupid can you make him before it just looks ridiculous. There was no indication that he was anything remotely resembling a cop except he always had men in blue walking around him.

Then we go to the confrontation with the family and Otis's brother. For one, they call him Otis, but he doesn't contradict them. And he says "Get out of my house," which it later turns out, his drivers license doesn't even have that address. The only reason why I think the writers put this ridiculous scene in there was so they could get to the torturing part. Had he contradicted them or told him who he was, he might have gotten away. Since that's not what they wanted, they had to make a head-slapping scene where you think "what a dumbass."

Then the movie tries to make the torture funny. I like gore, but this was some pretty nasty stuff and IT'S DONE TO AN INNOCENT CHARACTER! How can I find that funny? Might as well torture a small animal and expect me to laugh. While he might have been mean to Otis (who totally deserved it for his blatant stupidity), he didn't deserve to be carved up. I had to fast-forward through this scene because it pissed me off so much.

Then the ending with the brother ordering pizza and taking out a shotgun. I thought, that's awesome. But then he goes and blows a hole through the door without even making sure it's Otis!! It's so frustrating!

The only way I can describe this movie is that it has too many how-stupid-can-you-be moments. It's like in scary movies where someone hears a noise and checks it out, even if they know someone or something's outside. Or when a victim trips when being chased. How likely would it be for someone to crawl a little slowly before getting up to run again? Maybe someone with a death wish? These things are put in there so they can get the conclusion they want (victim's death, etc.), but you can't force that through an entire movie.

So those are the reasons I think the movie's bad.

"Obviously you have a beef, Stew, but please don't stir things up" - Geoffrey Jellineck

reply

[deleted]

I hate it when stupid people try to patronize me.

Otis's brother was frustrated with his stupid sibling because the guy can obviously take care of himself, but he's such a loser. If I was a kind of guardian for my brother and he was a pathetic loser not doing what he's supposed to (clean up after himself, responsible with his job, etc.), I'd lose my patience too. He certainly didn't deserve to be tortured and killed for that. If you think he did, please don't have children.

I Know Who only has a few scenes of violence. Oh wait, you were making a lame comment about Lindsay Lohan. Nevermind.

Jack Ketchum, author of these books I own: The Girl Next Door, The Lost and Ladies' Night. So I have heard of him you presumptuous tardo.

I never said Scary Movie 3 was some awesome movie. I find it funny and can watch it over and over. And Queen Latifah is in it, so another misinformed, moronic statement.

So after reading this sad post of yours, I must say that you're neither witty nor intelligent. I suggest you use your brain before you go spouting off your mouth.

"Obviously you have a beef, Stew, but please don't stir things up" - Geoffrey Jellineck

reply

Still giving it hell Joe? I just wanted to tell you not to bite so hard when I c*m

reply

...Three days later... Cooper9 tries to make a funny too late...

"Obviously you have a beef, Stew, but please don't stir things up" - Geoffrey Jellineck

reply

[deleted]

What you said: "Not really, Queen Latifah wasn't in it. And if you admittedly like a movie with her in it, you must be retarded." See? You just said that if I like a movie with her in it, I must be retarded. Learn to WRITE!

For someone with such a pathetic argument and lack of articulation, I find it VERY hard to believe that you have an IQ higher than that of an infant. If you think this movie is great, then you have no reason to think I'm less intelligent than you. Being such a dumbass, perhaps it is you who should kill yourself? We already have plenty of jackasses in the world. Help us and make it one less.

Razzies don't mean sh!t. If you're relying on that media-craving BS award then you're even more retarded than I originally believed (which is very retarded). Scary Movie 3 is a comedy that I find entertaining. Would I recommend it to everyone? No. Would I say it's one of the best comedies ever? No. All I said about that movie is that I can watch it over and over again. I find it funny.

And 311 stands for March 11- my birthday. Such a twat...

"Obviously you have a beef, Stew, but please don't stir things up" - Geoffrey Jellineck

reply

[deleted]

HAHA, all you have to do to discredit someones opinion on movies is point out the fact that Scream, and I Know What You Did Last Summer, are a couple of their favorite movies.

Your problem isnt that you're stupid, its that you're young, and have horrible taste in movies.

reply

When did I say IKWYDLS is a favorite movie? Scream is awesome and at least 90% of people would agree. Dumbsh!t. If you weren't such a "noob" you'd realize that.

And to TX Psycho: Your sexual name-calling has made you even more of a twat than I originally thought- which makes you a HUGE twat. Go tip some cows Beavis. How can someone as dim as yourself possibly even understand Mulholland Drive?...

PS - Otis will always suck no matter how many mentally-deficient sh!theads say it's good.

"Obviously you have a beef, Stew, but please don't stir things up" - Geoffrey Jellineck

reply

a noob? a noob at what? watching "Horror" movies?

Son, i've seen more movies of every genre than you'll ever watch.

i guarantee you'd loose a horror movie trivia versus me.

scream is ok, if you're into mainstream kiddy crap.

i'm sorry you have MTV taste in movies.

reply

You have no idea how many movies I've watched.

I think it'd be a stiff competition with the horror trivia. I could definitely beat you in a spelling bee though.

Scream is cool no matter how you think of it. Not all of us grew up in the Vincent Price era (I'm guessing you're pretty old since you feel you can call me "son."). Or maybe that's your sad-sack way of trying to patronize me. Oh, wait. You're whole dipsh!t post is some lame form of condescension.

PS - Do you live in TX? What podunk town were you shat in?

"I thought you were the man with the big cigar. What are you packin'- a tip a willow?"

reply

nope. no texas.

nope. not old, just cultured.

dont get me wrong, i'm not some teeny bopper 17 year old that thinks i know it all. I'm a good cultured 30.

and why am i responding anyway? scream is one of your favorite movies.. thats nuff said right there.

reply