Ten things I learned after watching Tashan
Well, Yeah I did like the movie...
Expect it to be comedy and you'll also...
But... There are quite a few things I learned from the movie:
1. Gravity does not effect Akshay Kumar
2. Villains speak half Hindi- Half English all the time, even while dying.
3. If you have an infatuation for someone when you are a kid, do not fall for anyone else later - she will return as a bombshell.
4. Villains keep hi-tech speedboats in their Den just to ensure that the hero would use it some day to navigate through the dirty-water trench dug outside.
5. If a grenade is thrown inside a closed room and it blows up in a ball of fire, shattering all the windows - It will NEVER kill a single soul inside. Specially if they are on a fuel-laden car, which is generally considered to be highly inflammable.
6. Even though the hero has never fired a gun in his life, when he starts doing it he has a aim better than the most hardened criminals and can kill multiple people with one shot. He can even do a somersault on a speedboat and still manage to shoot everyone around.
7. Indian villains keep Chinese martial artists, dressed in their full martial art gears, to combat his enemies.
8. People working at call centers can easily switch between an incoming call and a private call on the same phone, then throw the headset down and run outside.
9. Neo of Matrix was taught his deadly movement by the great Bachchan Pandey.
10. The villain, when being defeated by his enemies, rides a rickshaw to escape.
I can probably go on and on.... but I will leave the rest up to you to write.
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