I am just watching this atrocious film, and thought i would come on imdb and let everyone know that in my opion this could well be one of the worst films ever...... Yes, i mean EVER!
Worse than planet 9, worse than the avengers maybe even worse than Troll 2!
Watch at your own will but please be sure you are in for a HUGE shock at just how bad this film is
I totally agree with you, although i haven't seen those other worse films you mention, i doubt very much that they could be worse than this horse *beep* of a movie.
shareWho are you and how did you get a screener of this movie? Just wondering... The only two legitimate reviews I can find both have a favorable opinion of the movie. So what was so bad about it?
shareWhat was bad with this movie.......
1. EVERY actor was just horrible.
2. There are so many mistakes in the film it is laughible.... e.g woman crawls through sewerage hole and comes out on otherside rather clean and the sex seen with his sister in the begining you can see she is wearing underwear.
3.The special effects.... LMAO just look at the 2 brothers.. my little sister made better masks in primary school.
4. LMAO again.... just watch the movie and you'll see what i'm talking about.
If it was supposed to be a B-movie/grindhouse blck comedy... maybe just maybe i would give it 2/10 but it really does try to be a serious film...LMAO
I noticed the underwear during sex thing also. After the hilarious, "not on the mouth...your my sister" comment, I kinda thought the underwear thing was intentional as it would be immoral for a brother and sister to have sex. LOL
That line was classic. This movie was cheese at it's finest, but it gets kudos for laughing at itself.
first of all if you knew anything about dirty sexy sex, you don't have to pull the panties off, but you probably don't know that, second the the character development was great as well as the acting. third you should read the reviews from real horror websites, they give it a great review, and again who are u and how did you see the movie, it's not released yet.
shareDude this movie is terrible. I hope for everybody's sake its never "released" This by far the worst acted film I've ever seen.
shareyou're an idoit. If your head wasn't up your ass, you would know it's being released by Thinkfilm on July 31st, and was the only movie they bought at the AFM, stating it was the only horror that was worthy.
shareThe movie is terrible. Clearly you either helped make it or know somebody who did which is why you're defending this complete waste of time and money. Get some standards. This film blows.
shareJust curious but if it's that bad, then why post so many times in it's msg board, including the starting of multiple threads about it! Surely you'd have better things to do with your time....well obviously not in this case! SADDO!!!!
Another thing is that since it hasn't been released anywhere, then you obviously haven't paid a penny to see it. Therefore, I doubt that your'reviewing skills' hold any water!
As to the OP: It may not turn out to be the best movie, but I highly doubt it could be considered the worst, especially considering all the many titles that get released worldwide every year.
wow this movie is even worse then the messengers.....
i think there is not even an letter assigned for this type of movie, so bad is it..
Innerchild,
Are you Yoda?
Me think you be him
This movie was actually CRAP. I had quite low expectations, and believe me, what they delivered was even below those. Don't waste your time watching this not even B-worthy movie. It's amazing how crappy some movies can be...
Ps. how can special effects be THAT bad in 2007... This movie truly won the pice of most omnipotent Crap.
I just can't agree enough - it is one of the worst movies ever. The script, the characters, the ending, the effects are just ridiculous. Come to think about it - i hate this movie and can not recommend it to anyone... It sucks way beyond possible sucking.
shareYup it really sucked.
sharethis movie is a complete joke!! the acting is that bad it is laughable. with that in mind tho it is worth a watch just for the humour value. i certainly would not pay to see trash like this. id rather spend the money on a box of matches and set fire to my nipples!!
jamesybhoy - just because u dont pay to see a movie why wouldnt someones 'reviewing skills' hold any water? at the end of the day everyone has an opinion - even pirates!!
1.5/10!!!!!
This movie was terrible, the acting was poor. I would give it an F even graded as a B movie. Those of you asking how people could see it when it hasn't been released yet, well it has been released on the internet, you can obtain the screener quite easily but I am not going to explain how. Just go here (a release site): www.vcdquality.com and search for bloodlines. It came out onto the internet around 05/27. Search other release sites as well, it's not hard to obtain the movie if you know what you are doing.
I would give this movie 3/10.
you know, the people who get movies for free on the internet are the people who watch TONS of movies. If they are going to give this b-movie a watch that means they gave LOTS of other b-movies a shot. Considering this, I think their opinion counts for a lot.
Bloodlines = shift+del
Could anyone possibly make more of a moronic assumption. Please don't assume watching "tons of movies" gives any one persons opinion more validity than anothers.
Believe it or not you can have an opinion whether you watch one movie or "tons" of movies. Ebert and Roeper watch tons of movies but I don't always share the same opinion.
Going over the top with your opinions on something so subjective as film is just juvenile. A simple I disliked it for these reasons or I liked it for these is sufficient. Using worst and best as absolutes in any discussion just shows a lack of respect, common sense and maturity.
I was referring to this statement
Another thing is that since it hasn't been released anywhere, then you obviously haven't paid a penny to see it. Therefore, I doubt that your'reviewing skills' hold any water!
If you even had a shred of common sense or insight regarding the written word you would know that I'm not defending this movie. I haven't once attempted to sway anyone's opinion on it one way or another. I've only questioned the manner and tone in which the negativity has spewed....idiot.
And if you reply back trying to throw my, "It holds up as a pretty entertaining film." quote back in my face then you are even a bigger moron than I gave you credit for.
god I hate you
To all you shills promoting this godawful flick, it's none of your business how we came to see this movie.
shareOnce again for the record...no one initiated any promotion on behalf of Bloodlines. The first posts on here were aggressively negative and attacked several of the actors involved.
And I doubt anyone really cares how you were able to see the movie before it's release date. We're all aware of the technology available to us these days...legal or otherwise.
Do you mean Plan 9 From Outer Space, if not go back to grade school. If this movie so horrible, whys it have a 5.9/10???
shareYep movie was a shocker (as in really bad).
"Bloodlines = shift+del" - lol so true.
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I thought it was pretty good. I agree with some of your points but for the most part worth a look. At least better than the standard garbage coming out. Hot chics, some gnarly deaths are always fun. I want to reserve full judgement until I see the official dvd which is aroung late July. For now a 6 out of 10.
shareI'm not into watching rape. Uncreative.
shareThank god I never bought this, and it is one of the only films I have actually deleted without even making a copy of, I guess if you watched this as a comedy it wouldn't be so bad, because you would think they were lampooning horror, actually that is what they SHOULD do, promote this as a comedy, that way it may have some redeeming value. As a horror film, I'd rather get an STD than be forced to sit through this again. So to anyone out there please grab the DivX of this before you totally waste your hard earned cash on this crap-ola.
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Okay, are all of you people retarded? I've just finished watching this atrocity for work. This is by far the worst movie of recent memory. Not only is the plot ridiculous (and I'm talking about development not the believability) but also the acting is pretty sub-par. At no point is anything explained leaving the audience to guess about the motivations and aims of the characters. But more importantly, it almost un-watchable for the production values reach new levels of horrid. Who lit this? What was with the green? Or, for that matter, continuity, camera, and editing? I start my part of the thread "All of you" because this doesn't merit this amount of discussion and it worries me that so much chat has been expended on either side. We can agree, I think, that this is a very poorly made flick, even if its z-level plot or wannabe-Rob Zombie grotestesqueness is your cup of tea. Are we really arguing that there is value here. ThinkFilms may have bought this picture but questions like for how much or why are unknown to those on the outside. Good for the filmmakers to get something out of nothing; but the viewer -- just because it's out there -- should under no circumstances think that this is a good or watchable movie.....
shareWhile is horrible. It's still a tad bit better than some other straight to dvd horror movies that I see regularly. But don't get me wrong, Bloodlines is not a good movie by any means. lol
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