This movie betrayed me... I feel lied to
So this movie was advertised as Jason Bourne: XX Puberty Edition.
I was expecting a little girl to go around killing and outsmarting people and doing it in a silently sassy and intelligently stylish way. Unfortunately, what the movie ended up being was some indie, hipster-folksy, existential crap wrapped around a potentially cool spy thriller.
Like the entire middle part of this movie was indie trash.
The first 15 or so minutes were brilliant. It reminded me of the first 20 or so minutes of Riddick. But what the heck is up with these movies seemingly losing focus and then meandering the rest of the way through until the credits roll?
My biggest gripe was the inconsistency with the characters. Eric was always warning Hanna about being alert and aware of her surroundings. Forcing her to adapt and be ready at all times. so WTF was up with him being clumsy and sloppy at the end other than to serve as a reason to kill him off?
If this movie had just cut down most of the worthless middle parts and gutted the indie-hipster stuff like Hanna gutted that moose, and stuck with the concepts they originally introduced it could have been cool.
But I didn't sign up for indie-hipster stuff – if I wanted to see that I would have purposefully sought out an indie-hipster flick... Or maybe... maybe they just advertised it wrong and I got suckered into a movie I thought was going to be about a badarse little girl going Jason Bourne on bad guys.
Anyway, this movie betrayed me... I felt lied to.