'Patrick Swayze will melt your heart.' line on the dvd cover *vomit*

Hey all, well I found this piece of crap at the local library. I couldn't believe the cast of stars in this heart warming masterpiece! Seriously this is really bad, but great if you are drunk or stoned, this will amuse your party guests, seriously buy this dvd for the whole family, make them watch it duct taped down... hahhaa I have to read the rest of the threads on here, you are my people, this soooo sucky sucky. ooh Carmen Electra and her bad wigs hair whatever... and yeah Tim Curry degraded himself doing this movie too, damn I hope these actors got paid good. ooh and the kids sucked too they were annoying. The whole movie made no sense.
I find it SAD and PATHETIC that they have to mention Patrick Swayze on the cover art of the dvd. Was this his last film? I'd look it up myself but hey I have a life. So if anyone else wants to rant or talk sh*t about this movie join in and reply here!
I'm not nutty, I'm just hooked on dolls!