4. There aren't enough people who've seen this to get a "100 things" list going. YOu'll be lucky to get one other comment
share5. Ron penis can't be kill like any other penis
6. Spoofing Jaws, The Thing and Alien can still be laugh out loud funny if in the right context
7. Ron Jeremy's cock will fit in a car exhaust
8. If you see a shooting star, cover your dick
9. Dick's don't know morse code.
10. If you try to take an axe to Ron's dick, Ron's dick will kill you. Fact.
11. Take care of your Kegels, and your Kegels will take care of you!
share12. Rons sac has enough explosive force to blow up a tower !
share14. Hitting yourself in the head 5 times disables the olfactory bulb in the limbic system. Not.
15. Older porn stars still appeal to one another.
16. Writers anticipate much from kegels.
17. People escaping on snowmobiles should watch where they're fleeing.
22. Porn stars rehearse by themselves.
23. Porns have actual scripts for every word that is said.
24. Doing porn will make you look like hell at age 47.
25. Dicks can re-animate people.
26. Even in a horror movie where no one is innocent or a virgin, you will still die as you are getting ready to have sex.
27. On the set of an adult film, a group of guys won't care if they are told there is a dick in a woman's mouth, even if their group consists of every single man on set.
I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.
28. Ron Jeremy's dick will fit in a medium-sized rat.
29. Alien dicks can fly.
30. 50% of our broadcasts are porn.
31. Aliens watch porn too.
32. You can adapt a lightmetre into motion detector.
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