in my opinion...

this film thought that it could affect people the same grindhouse fashion as TCM or Last House on the Left. obviously it didn't. the gore was superfluous, the acting was stale, and the director reminds me of a giddy schoolboy showing off his half-assed volcano project that, in the end, just fizzles out. oh well.

"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."