This Semi-Homemade russipe is super super simple!

Step 1. Buy some precooked chicken. You can get it in the ethnic section of your regular groshry store. (suggested brand: Chicken of the Sea)
Step 2. Chop up a nice-sized piece of chicken and pop it into the slow cooker.
Step C. Take a cap-full of Strawburry vodka and put it into the slow cooker. Pop the rest of the bottle into your liver.
Step 4. Pour a bottle of uh-llllucious uh-llllemon juice and a packet of McCormick fajita seasoning into the slow cooker. These will add grrreat fuh-lavor.
Step 5. Cook on high for 5 minutes.
Step 6. Cover your table with $200 worth of tchotchkes that you will never use again. Make sure you pile them high enough so that your guests can't see each other across the table.
Step Drunk. Make a cocktail so strong that your guests are too drunk to know what they're eating. (Hope you didn't forget to thaw out your frrrozen uh-lllimeade!)
Step 8. Remember to keep it frrrozen, keep it fuh-lavory, (make bedroom eyes at the camera) and always keep it semi-homemade.

What can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?