she would get owned on Iron Chef


Not that she would ever be given the opportunity to be on this show (because that would be just cruel...), just the thought of her struggling and being forced to actually cook against world-renowned chefs makes me laugh very hard

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Her opening appetizer would be a glass of booze to get the judges drunk. Followed by the theme ingredient mixed with hamburger helper. And for dessert an Iron Chef cake (rebranded Kwanzaa cake) and another cocktail.

It would be hilarious to watch.

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