POLL: Which fantasy class would you like to be?

I'd like to be a hobbit, Peregrin or Merry, so I could smoke my pipe and eat lots in between adventures. But maybe that's becuz I just finished re-reading LOTR for the umpteenth time.

I've occasionally role-played the Grey Mouser (Fritz Leiber), but my ex says I'm nowhere near his standard. But isn't that what RPGs are all about?

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Tony
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"Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"