What do you think the funniest part of the film was? For me it was hands-down:
"Luckily, his manslaughter charges were dismissed because he was labelled mentally deficient and unlikely to have a motive for killing a mime artist...unlike most people."
Obviously not a fan of silent movies.
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"Unfortunately in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely, prostitutes."
" Butts are bad because they wash out to sea and fish smoke them and become nicotine dependent. I am just joking because, of course, it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also fish do not have pockets to put cigarette lighters in."
J'entends son coeur qui bat. C'est comme du morse.
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"I have to finish now, although I have not told you yet about my seventh job at a condom factory.
P.P.S. I have never worn a condom."
I laughed so hard when Mac said he could give her the recipe for the chocolate hotdogs!
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"One day they did a security check and asked whether I was a member of any radical groups.
I told them I was a member of the New York Science Fiction Fan Club.
They said this didn't count but dismissed me anyway.
Fortunately, I did not remember to tell them I was once a Communist."
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"I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis.
If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns.
If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.
So this is where babies come from in America."
P.S.S.
"I cannot express myself very clearly at this moment, and so I will list my emotions in the order they feel most intense: hurt, confuzzledness, betrayal, discomfort, distress, and wheeziness. This last one is not really an emotion, but I thought you should know about it anyway."
"When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads"
That was by FAR the funniest line in the movie. LMAO!