Fred Phelps looks like ....
the tall man from the Phantasm movies ...
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1043828224/nm0780133
I'm an automatic steeple for depressed and lonely people ~ Blue October
He looks like the "picture" in the Picture of Dorian Gray. You can see the evilness carved into every line of his face.
Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.