So where can I buy his board shorts?
Anyone know?
sharehttp://www.vintagegregnollsurf.com/nollclothing.html or just search Ebay for "Greg Noll board shorts".
To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
Easy, you don't even have to pay for them!
Go rob a gas station or do whatever other petty crime;
when they put you in the brickhouse, just cut the trousers short.