Questions about 'Old Dogs'
1. Were the hand model's eyes crossed? I thoght they were at some times, but not at others.
2. Why did the producers feel the need to inject the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" into the scene where the hand model hurst her hands and begins to scream and cry? Did they think the audience would not understand the emotional response the hand model was exhibiting?
3. And wasn't the gag of hand models hurting their hands stolen from "Seinfeld"?
4. Was it a little racist when Robin Williams's dark tan made him look another ethnicity?
5. And wasn't it totally unprofessional when the spray tan girl ignored Williams's cries of help?
6. When Williams's ex-wife said at Grand Central Station she could use a family secret to get rid of Williams's tan, and then, in the very next scene, when they're at Central Park, his tan is gone, well, how did she get rid of his tan in such a short amount of time?
7. Was the scene in the public bathroom, where Williams was trying to explain the birds and the bees to his son while he was farting on a toilet, supposed to make me laugh? Or just cringe?
8. When the waitress thought Williams and Travolta were granparents, how did every other waiter and waitress appear out of nowhere and start singing the "Welcome Grandparents" song so quickly? Don't group actions like that require some planning?
9. What the hell is a human puppet suit? Was "Old Dogs" science fiction?
10. And how was Williams's body under Travolta's control if Williams only had a metal rod shoved in his pants? How would that surrender his muscular control to another?
11. If Williams's kids were seven, why was Travolta's house being BABY-proofed? I think this question was even asked in the movie, but no one really seemed to address it.
12. Why would a grief suppport group meet at the beach picnic?
13. Speaking of the grief support group meeting/beach party, was Travolta's Joker grin supposed to make me laugh? or just cringe?
14. And why did the Chinese businessman think the goofy things Williams did--not to mention what his son said about racing and robots--were signs of strength and wisdom?
15. At the end, when Williams's jet pack died and he fell into the pond, why was his splash shown like three different times? Don't jokes get less funny the more times they're repeated? Was it even supposed to be funnier that way? Or what?