lol I wasn't really expecting to come away from this movie quoting it... but some funny things...
"Mark's a bastard" ha
and "I think our hands just made babies"
*nods** Your guys fave quotes are...?
"Okay! This is the type when the teller of the story is scared half to death, so the story sucks"
"You have no idea how inappropriate and dysfunctional this is!"
"This is some other father's problem."
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My studio is for SMOOTH MUSIC!
I loved the scene after the party, when he kept getting slapped, and after the third one Ned said,
"Three makes it even, now we're even."
and then slapped him again...end scene.
Made me cry I was laughing so hard.
Finished watching this movie for my first time 30 seconds ago...Best guilty pleasure movie ever. I'm such a girl.
'Who?' said the cloud that started to cry.
'Where?' said the thunder without a sound.
You can plunder my dungeon anytime :D
shareNed: Who won the fight?
Mike: You know, it was actually pretty even.
Ned: Really? On YouTube, it looked like you got your ass kicked.
"Believe me. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience."
"...I'm not gay!"
I just love the way his voice cracked when he said it lol
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"HARRY?!"
"SIR!"
Principal Masterson: You can plunder my dungeon anytime.
Ned: I'll bring my longbow.
Ned (As Mike is leaving): I love you! (Silence, door closes)
Alex: Do you dance with all your friends' moms?
Mike: Pretty much.
Mike: You look like Clay Aiken.
Ned: Leave him out of this!
Mike: You have an undescended testicle!
Ned: Googleable!
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
Mike: "I don't look like a douche"
Passing Guy: "What a douche"
"rock n roll can save the world" - Jeff Bebe
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"Dude those jeans are really tight"
"rock n roll can save the world" - Jeff Bebe
"Hey, twinkle douche!"
...or...
"I'd shake your hand, ya know, if it wasn't taped to my ass."
You are a vampire who never knew what life was until it ran out in a big gush over your lips.
Something like..
Mark-I was nervous when I first asked out your mother
Alex-My mother?
Mark-What?
Alex-Yeah, you just said you asked out my mother.
Mark- Your mother? I dunno. Is she hot?
Alex-Dude!
Mark-Sorry...dude
AnnieBell
Perfect Love casts out all fear.
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ha! and then
mark/mike: don't you think i would have told you?
ned: vampire wouldn't tell. cyborg wouldn't know.