16. It's safer in the house.
17. There are crocodiles in the lake. Yes, this lake, Einstein!
18. Forty-foot giant mutant momma crocodiles are not amused when you say "Goodnight, Gracie" to them.
19. The remote detonator never works when you want it to.
20. Sweet old ladies can still tell you to go p~s up a rope.
21. That wasn't Frau Bluecher. (thunder, lightning, horses whinnying)
22. Martha Stewart's a pretty tough bird in her own right.
23. You know it's a female crocodile, because you caught George Jr. sticking it to her on the shore one night.
24. There aren't too many crocodiles wandering around the streets in Boston.
25. In Boston, the drunks don't bite.
26. The sheriff hates that rabbit.
27. Trying to pat a tranquilized giant monster mutant crocodile on the head is not a smart idea.
28. Giant monster mutant momma crocodile--that thing done blowed up REAL good!
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