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Another DOA, but stupider?

posted 16 years ago by whatsyourboggle
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I'm tired of these girl power movies. This sounds very similar to DOA, but worse, since the word "ninja" is involved. I *beep* hate movies who think something is ninja coz they can kick. I'd bet my left nut there's nothing to represent ninjutsu in this movie. Even 3 Ninjas at least understood some of the philosophy behind it.

I'll download it when I can but won't watch it without somebody to rip it to shreds with me. Who knows, maybe I'll be surprised. But I'm expecting to eat a foetus more.

Kung fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene...

[–] whatsyourboggle 16 years ago

Update:

I hate being right sometimes. Anyone else catch the subtle feminism? "What are you studying?" "Evolution" "My mother would have done Home Ec" "I'm so glad times have changed." "Me too."

Sickening :/ Scenes are transitioned via naked poledancers and people doing karate dressed in a ninja suit. DOA was The Godfather compared to this.

Kung fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene...

[–] anglo-dan 15 years ago

Don't forget all the nut-crushing! Remember the line "I think I felt it pop"? That was so disgusting!

[–] whatsyourboggle 15 years ago

I don't remember that, perhaps I didn't see it. I knocked it off around the time the cops started asking them questions and they switched to ditzy pornstar mode. It's a huge pet peeve of mine when women use sexuality to get out of stuff (or into stuff) in movies, the guys are always so weak and fall for it every time (except in City Hunter where it was tried on a gay guy, but that movie was awesome in so many ways :p)

Kung fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene...

[–] okdmq 15 years ago

You missed the best part of the movie. In the end George Takei has a sword fight with Highlander like visual effects on the blades and sound effects that could have come from the good people at Vivid Video doing a Star Wars rip-off porn. It was a feast for the senses. Still might have been better than Highlander: The Source.

Sorrys, ma'am. I've learnsed a lesson about not ogling cans that I won't soons forgets.

[–] whatsyourboggle 15 years ago

I've done *beep* in the back garden with sticks that kicks more rump than Highlander the Source, albeit with a less epic soundtrack, which was about the only thing about that movie I can tolerate :p I'll try watching it again sometime but I can't do it alone lol

Kung fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene...