Crap factory

Okay...we have become so starved for good films, while becoming gluttons for crap, for over the last two and a half decades, that we have now become connoisseurs of crap. We can now say things like, "That was good crap." and "That was bad crap." but what everyone seems to be forgetting is it is all still crap. And the king of crap is Uwe. I mean, the guy is so stupid, he thinks by being able to punch out his critics, that he makes illegitimate their criticism of his work. Who thinks like that? Stupid crazy people, that's who. My cat makes better crap than Uwe, and still, you won't catch me staring at that for an hour and a half.