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This Movie was Pretty Good until... SPOILER


They made the devil a huge dumba$$ haha. Seriously, that thing was so slow and stupid, could never pass for the devil.

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Haha you are so stupid. They even announced it with "the devil has sent a creature...".

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Thanks for the kind compliment.

Seriously though, I must've missed that line. I'll rewatch it again, and if true, would make me enjoy this movie even more!

For some reason, if that creature was the devil, it really bothered me and took me away from the film.

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no point in listening to the dialogue, right

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I really enjoyed the movie but... I agree that the creature that came to collect Solomon was way over the top and just too darn slow. Poor choice for evil creature, jmho.

Kalysa

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Even if it was just a creature sent by satan, your issue is still valid. Not only is the trope of the big slow giant overused in a variety of fantasy battle scenes, but for it to literally be used to conclude the big finale is a puzzling and expensive way to define "anticlimatic".

Also, not only did Kane's success depend upon THAT unimaginative circumstance, but the fact that this all-powerful sorcerer, with a knife to Meredith's throat and no apparent need to even kill her in that moment as the creature prepared to smash Kane, opts for a ridiculously theatrical death blow, throwing both arms up to grasp the blade with two hands, releasing his grip on the girl, giving her that obvious chance to shove him (SHOVED HIM??) to a convenient spot for Kane to blow out his brains, when all he really needed to do was slide the damned blade three inches.

These kinds of tropes are well and good for beats in battle scenes, but to actually conclude the film with such relatively weak sauce is likely the reason sequels were not considered financially viable.


"I like to watch."  Chauncey Gardiner, 'Being There'

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Meh. Kane obviously had some divine intervention on his side against the demon. Also, the sorcerer was still a mortal man, prone to human errors. How would you have done it?

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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Ever heard of reading comprehension?

when all he really needed to do was slide the damned blade three inches.


And no. Divine intervention was not obvious. Stop defending sh!tty material.

"I like to watch."  Chauncey Gardiner, 'Being There'

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Ever heard of reading comprehension?


Ever jump to conclusions?

How would you have scripted the finale?


I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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As the OP stated in the subject line, the movie WAS pretty good until that finale. All kinds of personal struggle, angst, sacrifice and suffering to reach the point of redemption, and instead of something which nicely wrapped it up in a similar reflective tone, they opted for a ridiculously simplistic trope.

There are so many things wrong with the way they cartoonishly chose to end the story, that I doubt it could be properly rescripted without removing the entire sequence involving a big clumsy stupid demon and a frightened girl shoving a supernaturally-powered being capable of dematerialization into the path of a bullet.

I'd have suggested something of a more internalized struggle to overcome base instincts or temptations in the effort to outwit the sorcerer, and as he sacrificed himself to save the waif, actual divinity would intervene on his behalf. Really, any conclusion which didn't make all the excellent preceding tension and drama fall flat at the end is the point.

"I like to watch."  Chauncey Gardiner, 'Being There'

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As I said, I was pretty 'meh" on the finale which is why I was curious as to how you would have preferred it. Your ideas sound pretty good, actually. :)

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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