I would actually like to see Greg and Andy discuss the New York Metros again. And Oderus Urungus is due for an appearance.
sharewhatever happened to the Mail Call? or with the intro images was it Male Call?
“The problem with Internet quotations is that many are not genuine.” - Abraham Lincoln
Oderus, with GWAR, blasted a mock Palin. Certain pundits became angry. Now Oderus can't show up.Sources:1) rvanews.com/features/gwar-me-on-rushing-grip-death-part-39/46977and 2) legacy.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Articlene wsitemID=160917As for the topic, it's more guests that I want to return instead of old segments, but if I must choose, then I'll go with Mail Time/Male Time, Schulz on the Street, and Ab News, because fitness is an important part of life. Courtney Friel doing bicycle crunches and oblique twists is important._____~ I close my eyes lost in a memoryJust like a candle in the wind ~
shareWow! That sucks about Oderus. I loved it when Greg asked him if there are no good band names left, and Oderus said something like:
"Oh there's plenty of band names left Greg. There's Liquor Biscuit, there's Chub Nub, and Ivan Feeley and the Pie Boys."
"Liquor Biscuit" kills me.
*Nods head in agreement about the 'Ab-News' segment featuring Courtney Friel.*
shareI like the Lauren Sivan myself ab news. Love the back arch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdMr4BQ2L7s
“The problem with Internet quotations is that many are not genuine.” - Abraham Lincoln
I miss calls from Greg's mother, and just the voicemails in general. Those were hysterical.
shareI seem to remember Greg going a few months talking cats to Andy. There is the occasional cat joke- like the guy in the tightywhities feeding the group of kittens. Not sure if I'd want it to return for an extended period though.
“The problem with Internet quotations is that many are not genuine.” - Abraham Lincoln
Gregalogue needs to return
Doctor B's "Master Baden" segment. I've always loved how he calmly responds to Greg's questions about how to kill Bill or dispose of houseboys.
Meet Your Baker
Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts? - Nora Charles
The intros! I can't find the thread on here, I know there was one, all about the intros. The 'If [something] was [noun], then
[guest] would be [usually something double-entendre]
OR
[I would/they would] [something double-entendre]'.
1 example that had me cracking up into the next day -
"former CIA operative Mike Baker. If secret intelligence was liquid soap, I'd pump him in the bathroom".
A female guest (maybe Dana Perrino) - "if insightful commentary was carpet, I'd lay her on my livingroom floor".
Shillue could come up with some of those, couldn't he?
Edit - OMG just saw a good 1 in the comments -
'Andrew Breitbart - if political savvy was shingles, I'd nail him on my roof'.
Someone, is there a list or video of intros out there?
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.