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Why didn't one of them just pretend to be a Vine God

posted 13 years ago by dangitsdanny
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I mean obviously it would've worked. These ruins are a sacred place. Sure, they're not a good sacred, but they're sacred nonetheless. If I was Amy I would've just ripped off some of the vines that weren't moving, wrapped myself up in them and go down there to confront the natives, claiming to be the Vine Goddess Arthmela from planet Dorbinshnorb and they had to go away from the ruins and never come back and if they did her brother, Carmello, would use his ball of light to cast out their spirits into the Underworld of Vine-O-Rama, the purgatory of the Mayan Hell

My mama told me when I was young, we're all born superstars.

[–] NumberOneHoffBunny 12 years ago

If you are a troll I LoLed

If you want a serious answer, THE MAYA DID NOT SPEAK ENGLISH! It would be of no help.

When in doubt, God prays to Hoffman.

(And yes I am FEMALE!)

[–] Hancockenstein 11 years ago

body language, even vine gods loves a game of charades

[–] dos_azn 10 years ago

I would have totally bought it if I was one of the Mayans

[–] RoadSideAssistance 10 years ago

Ohhh Amy all naked wrapped in those vines? Dang. That's hot.

[–] vestdennis 10 years ago

Yeah, just strip naked and wrap some vines around her boobs and private areas. Then she could dance around, sing and chat and the others could pretend to worship her. Hey, it's worth a shot. It couldn't have turned out any worse...

[–] camerica1978 7 years ago

If that had happened, I would have bought the DVD, instead of just watching it once on a rental!!
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[–] openallcomers247 10 years ago

Really I thought I was watching the origin story of Poison Ivy; how Amy obtained her powers and escaped to return back to America as some insane extreme tree hugger that wants plant life to take over civilization.