Why I hate America


So. After watching this movie and many similar movies, i've learned the following things which supports why I hate America

1. Small town police officers are very uneducated and have no idea how to handle situations

2. small town police officers are disgusting and perverted

3. small towns in general are unable to respond to emergency situations

4. When an infection that is no different than Steven-Johnson's syndrom and Necrotic Facitis breaks out, even though there are interventative measures like immunoglobin IV infusion and antibiotics, the only way to deal with it is to isolate them and shoot them.

5. Janitors are classless, uneduated (uneducated seems to be a common them) and would be so disgusting (disgusting also a common theme) as to pee in students punch bowl and bleed in there. Then, have the nerve to ask them for help when he starts to die.

6. Dumb enough to make out with someone, covered in blood that could possibly contain infectious streptoccocus bacterium.

7. Amputate arm on a rusty, wood shop saw after noticing the skin is infected with the bacteria that probably has already undergone sepsis and have that exact blood gush into your face (not taking proper PPE: personal protective equiptment, WHICH would obivously be available IN A BLOODY WOODSHOP!)

8. Have their graduation prom in the school gymnasium. Like seriously... my high school wasn't all that graet but we still had our in a really nice place.. i don't know what you call it. But yeah.

9. Oh and have SEX with someone in a pool! Even though... I thought.. it was part of sex education to learn that having sex in water can kill a girl!

10. And when your finger nail comes completely off, don't worry, use crazy glue and don'T go to a hospital. Well, you probably couldn't even go to a hospital because it costs 500$ per visit. God forbid you get a flesh eating bacteria and have to be admitted.

There was more but that's the major ones.
So common theme: Uneducated, Disgusting and the solution to every problem is to shoot it.

And that my friend is what i've learend.
I'd like to know what you all learend :).

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I got halfway through your first point and stopped reading. I hope you enjoyed wasting your time posting pointless nonsense, about reasons why you hate something because of fictional stories. I could go on, but I think I've made my point in a fairly concise manner.




~ Don't judge me Monkey. ~

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Now this is a troll.

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No place is perfect but I can name every country in Europe as places that are better and that I'd rather live. Cheers

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So then don't start a topic with "So. After watching this movie and many similar movies, i've learned the following things which supports why I hate America"

I have lived in many different areas of America in my nearly quarter century of life, I'm still here, and I hate this country. I hate most countries though. The people who are truly in charge in this country, are a small group of people who are in charge in nearly every other country as well.
You want to hate America, feel free. However, do it because you have done thorough research on the Bilderberg Group, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Rothschild family line (dating back to 13th or 14th century, now the Rockefellers being the most well-known sect). Research the Georgia Guidestones, think about how without 9/11 we'd never have been able to go into the Middle East and stir up all this trouble as well as pay billions of dollars to contractors like Blackwater (and we're not the only country funding this). Etcetera, etcetera, if you really care one thing leads to another.
If you want to read up on all that and find out what's really going on in the world, you'll most likely end up hating your country too. Whatever it may be.
If not, you can feel free to go start topics about why you hate China because when you were 3, you choked on a toy that was made there and suffered brain damage, and so therefore everything about China sucks.




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Why I hate America is because it is a land of goody goody two shoes and prudes. *beep* you FCC!!!

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America's censorship only got bad recently. They were pretty relaxed during the time the UK was going crazy over films they deemed "morally corrupt" and the whole video nasty crackdown. Hell, back in the day, we let our PG movies show boobs and PG-13 horror movies actually kicked ass(not like the majority of them now, which cater to the dumbass teenyboppers)!

Not solely a jab, both Canada and the UK gave use two of the most horrible acts in music history, Justin Beiber and One Direction. One's a wreckless idiot, the others are a manufactured garden variety boyband created for the sole purpose of making stupid girls swoon(because stupid girls can be exploited and shell out big bucks to swoon).

That being said, you are half-right. It's not a "land of goody goody two shows and prudes" more than a land of hypocrites. It would be easily fine if they were all prudes, but it's the constant "Do as I say, not as I do" mentality that runs rampant over here. Basically, we're only prudes when it makes us look good, and we are sexually crazy when it makes look up desirable. We constantly parade around the notion that we are empathetic to those who suffer, yet turn our back to those around us in need(like the homeless). We say we are a welcoming melting pot and are colorblind until we get in our cars and road rage about whatever crazy Asian driver cut us off. We say we are liberals and are for gay rights and protecting the environment, but shudder at the thought of two of the same sex being together as we toss our cans and trash on the ground. But most of this is on the inside. It's the inner vices that many try so desperately to hide, and some do it quite well. It's like the saying, "It's the things people tell themselves to help them sleep at night.".

And to be honest, I've known a lot of people like this, even those from other countries. I'm starting to think I have some contempt towards humanity. I mean, take this movie, for an example. It's a piece of crap. The writing is so bad, it's radioactive. How someone can write this tripe and get it made is beyond me. How there can be an audience for this type of movie, as well as these types of characters makes me shudder. I hate the whole "bro-horror" Eli Roth thing, where all the characters are idiot douchebags that are extremely unlikable. They treat people like crap and you're supposed to care about them when something bad happens to them. I might be old fashion, but isn't good writing about making your characters develop in a way that makes the audience CARE for them? Establish some relatablity so when the crap hits the fan, you are rooting for their survival, not their death? It pisses me off when writers derp around and piss out the most uninteresting craps of humanity and try to pass them off as main characters. There's NO excuse in that kind of thing. It's like the schlock Michael Bay tries to pass off as his "Transformers" movies. Stupid unlikable human characters, piss and masturbation jokes, Deep Wang....urgh! Yet these idiots get work(the idiots who wrote for the Transformers movies ruined The Amazing Spider-Man 2, the first one being a wonderful flick, the sequel being a cartoony turd) and bask in their vaults of towering stacks of money.

Not all of us like that stuff. A lot of Americans are critical of idiot Americans. The problem is that nobody wants to rock the boat and speak up. It goes back to the hypocrisy thing. People want to stand up and say something, but are too afraid of the reaction, so they don't and nothing changes.

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If you think that there hasn't been a cure for AIDS around for a long time, you're seriously delusional. Nobody would release a disease out into the population that they weren't able to stay away from themselves. Silly Canadian.




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Oh Bash, if there was a cure then why are over 1,500 americans dying of it? Silly American, health care is for Canadians :).

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The same reason autism is on the rise. Turn off the news and read.




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Because of Alcoholic mothers, enviornmental pollution and bad drinking water? REALLY?! I thought it was becuase unprotected sex.

FYI bash, I'm a nurse. =)

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You know what, I'm done. I've deleted my posts because, even though they were valid and they got the point across, they're mean. I shouldn't bash other countires like that no matter how awful they are.

And for those of you who think American'S are not ignorant and are not silly, then youtube it. Really, just youtube it. YOu'll see so many interviews, shows, everything articulating the stupidity and arogance of the Americans.

I'm glad to live in my place, and I'm glad if you enjoy living in your country. But apparently, you guys don't even like that according to some of those posts, so I don't see what you're defending. And people who are treated like *beep* in European and third world countries when they go to visit. If you guys are really proud to be Americans, why wear Canadian flags when you visit foreign countries? That makes me sick because I know Americans who do that. And they are so dumb because you can tell they're american by listening to their accent.

Anyway, Sorry for being mean. I was actually mean and I felt kind of bad for bashing the country. But hey, only a Canadian or European would apologize for this.

Hope you all enjoy. Feel free to continue on the debate, but notice how it's all American's who carry it on and the other nations just are like "meh, whateves" . Becuase you guys feel threatened and you have to hold on to the little dignitity you have left.

And sorry for having this animosity towards America, but since grade school Canadians are forced to learn about Canadian, world AND american history and society, when most everyday American's can't even tell you what the capital of Canada is. I feel that is unfair.

Anyway i'm done ranting.

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"I know Americans who do that"

No, you don't.

"most everyday American's can't even tell you what the capital of Canada is."

Because we don't care. Why should we?

Anyway, nice troll thread.

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it's ottawa. born in nyc.

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And sorry for having this animosity towards America, but since grade school Canadians are forced to learn about Canadian, world AND american history and society, when most everyday American's can't even tell you what the capital of Canada is. I feel that is unfair.


This is great! You're jealous of us! You think we don't have to learn anything about Canada (which is mostly true, but not entirely), and you're pissed that you had to learn quite a bit about America in school.

You've shown your true colors, exactly why you hate America and Americans. Not because of how a straight-to-video depicted them, but out of jealousy.

I love it.



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I'm not sure if this posting is trying hard to be sarcastic, but why would you try your hardest to sound educated and intelligent, yet have the fatal flaw of basing your hatred of an entire nation on the actions of characters in an awful straight to dvd horror movie? Surely you kid? :o)

Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.

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by - stevenhunt007 on Mon Feb 15 2010 19:22:48
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And that my friend is what i've learend.
I'd like to know what you all learend :).
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I have learned that imbeciles like you are still around. Cabin fever is a fictional movie. Google 'fictional'. Troll.

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WHY DO PEOPLE FEED THE TROLL?

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg


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"having sex in water can kill a girl!"

Why is that?

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