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Only a porn star would be stupid enough to make this movie...


Only a porn star would have low enough standards to make this movie.

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Pretty much. I have to say of all the stupid, lazy, unbelievable ideas for zombie movies that have come up in the past 40 years this has to be by far the DUMBEST and LAZIEST attempt yet.

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Come on now fellas. the flick is designed to be cheeseballish. consider the fact that meet the spartans superhero movie scary movie and its sequals have all been in top top 2 or 3 make millions of dollars. its for a target audience obviously not yours. enjoy the flickos.

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Movies that are cheeseball by accident are awesome.

Movies that STRIVE to be cheeseball are lame.

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At least this is better than "Meet the Spartans" Crap Fest.

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i'm an 18 year old girl and I think this movie looks awesome, but not in the way clockwork orange was awesome...more like how planet terror was. it is not meant to be a serious premise- it is following the recent trend of using b/exploitation movie camp combined with new-age, expensive special effects and political/social satire. not saying that this is going to be the next godfather, but it does have charm and a fun quality for the less conservative people, and it is meant to be taken at face-value. loosen up and just enjoy it! if not, feel free to re-insert the stick into your a s s .

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Bravo drop_dead_GORE_geous! I totally agree with you about your comments! I love B movies like this and would love to see more come out! I use to watch a lot of movies that resembled this on USA UP ALL NIGHT and loved the movies too! I am working on trying to get it back on the USA Network! I love movies like this and I have to thank USA UP ALL NIGHT for that!

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Yeah, I totally miss Up All Night... And if you're old enough, you might even remember Night Flight a few years before. It was an amalgam of music videos (new at the time and not confined to MTV) and cheeseball movies. Those were the days...

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Yes I too remember Night Flight a few years before USA UP ALL NIGHT came out. I loved the cheesy movies that USA UP ALL NIGHT showed on the show. If it was still on today I know that Zombie Strippers would be on there shown on a Friday and Saturday nights with the hosts Rhonda Shear and Gilbert Gottfried!

Those sure were the good old days!

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Well, you are talking about Jenna Jameson, a drugged-out piece of sh*t whore if there ever was one. Does she even HAVE standards?


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She's married, she has her own business, and now she's in a mainstream film (Which after seeing, is pretty insightful actually). I'm not sure if that's in line with our traditional thinking of the word, "whore."

But regardless, what I'm really curious about is this: I'm unfamiliar with her pending drug charges, perhaps you could enlighten the rest of us? Assuming such charges exist of course.

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I don't give a damn WHO is in it, it's a retarded plot that only an idiot would pay good money to see.

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Jeez! Some people won't grow up!

Sure this movie was bad. This movie was meant to be cheesy, funny and stupid. It's more like Return of the Living Dead than the other zombie movies.

As a B-Movie fan, it was okay.

People who bash Jenna Jameson are pimpled face virgins, living with their parents!!!

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i second that

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Well actually Jenna Jameson is not the first porn star to go mainstream! If you look up Ginger Lynn Allen she is the first one to go mainstream after retiring from the business of porn. I know this because I have seen her in TV shows like Silk Stalkings which was great!

The movies that she has done is several of the Vice Academy movies if you have seen any of those, American Pie Band Camp, and I am sure there are others as well that I have not mentioned.

Plus, there is another porn star who went mainstream and was busted for being underage and she is Traci Lords. Her last nude scene was Not Of This Earth and if you are a fan of hers then check it out!

Traci Lords as busted for being a minor in porn. If you can find a porno film of hers buy it because they are hard to find due to the distribution company and porno shops had to pull them off the shelf because she was underage at the time when she did porn.

Just some tid bits of information to let everyone know that there have been other porn stars who have gone to mainstream movies and possibly TV as well.

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If you look up Ginger Lynn Allen she is the first one to go mainstream


Marilyn Chambers beat her to it buy quite a few years.

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She's actually said herself that she used to do Crystal Meth. It's all in her book, and she also talked about it on a special they had about her on VH1 a few years back

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Only a lonely, bitter virgin would be so jealous of a porn star that they felt compelled to make a post like this.

"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name."

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"Only a lonely, bitter virgin would be so jealous of a porn star that they felt compelled to make a post like this."

So sayeth somebody who's not getting any.

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"So sayeth somebody who's not getting any."

Unfortunately true, at least for the moment, but the guy that started the thread has probably NEVER gotten any... Sounds, as I said, like a bitter, professional virgin. And yeah, Jenna Jameson may have whored herself out for a living, but she made a HELLUVA lot of money, and probably had a good time doing it... Is that really "stupid"? And I enjoyed watching her do it many, many times. If I were a woman and as hot as Jenna, I'd do the same thing. And I can't stand people that can't stand b-movies. Some people just have no sense of humor. I'll take 'Zombie Strippers' over whatever crap got nominated for an Academy Award this year any day. If you're the kind of person who can't just kick back and enjoy a fun horror parody, you're taking movies, and probably life in general, too seriously. It must suck going through life with such a huge stick up one's ass.

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"Is that really "stupid"?"

Answer is yes, if you're going to build your empire you do it with dignity.

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And there may be a lot of people who do act like that, and they may make a lot of money off of it, but anybody who compromises themselves for the sake of fame and fortune is no success. I'd sooner be a blue collar nobody than a rich whore for attention.

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I guess our definition of "dignity" is what's in dispute here. If she were being paid to sh@t in an ice cream cone and eat it on camera or drink someone's pi$$, yeah, I'd say that's undignified, but she's getting paid to be f@#ked on camera. I enjoy f@#king, as do most people, so I would have no problem being paid to f@#k on camera. And yeah, I guess technically that would make me a whore, but it wouldn't make me stupid, in fact, I would be pretty content with life if I were being paid large sums of money to f@#k beautiful women.

"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name."

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I say it is stupid because you're going to be announcing to your parents and your kids and your friends and everybody you know "I'm a prostitute in movies, yaaay money for taking my clothes off for the whole world to see so I don't have to work"?

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Sometimes but its not their exact career.

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Bash a movie for being terrible, don't bash it because of the career choices of the actors in it.
I feel that they can do whatever they want to get rich as long as nobody is hurt in the process, and whoever believes that they wouldn't have sex on camera if they were offered a ton of money is fooling themselves.

Everybody has a price, some are just cheaper than others.

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"I say it is stupid because you're going to be announcing to your parents and your kids and your friends and everybody you know "I'm a prostitute in movies, yaaay money for taking my clothes off for the whole world to see so I don't have to work"?"

I'm still not seeing a problem with this.

"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name."

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What in the world is wrong with that? I love to watch pornos and thought Jennas rise to being a major star was great! I mean she did not have it easy growing up at all you know. So she did what she loved to make money. She now owns her own company and if she was interested in a guy like me then I would not mind dating her at all!

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I think the kids will forgive her when their limosine drops them off at their private college prep school, and picks them up to take them back to their mansion.

Like my grandpappy always said. If you're going to do something, be the best at it. I guess if your mom is going to be a whore, better her be a million dollar porn star than a two bit, motel hooker.

Whatever you do... do it well!

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youve got to be kidding!! You honestly think kids would be okay with that?
I think it would be a very sad life for any child.

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umm dude(novaguy) go back to church and stop watching movies that ur mummy would disapprove of

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WOW Well said! I totally agree with you on that! My first taste of B movies was watching USA UP ALL NIGHT! If it was not for Gilbert Gottfried who use to host the show on Saturday nights on the USA Network back in the day and on Friday nights Caroline Schlitt then I would never have experienced and liked any of the B movies of the past and present and that includes with the B movies of today! I love movies like this because like you said you can kick back and enjoy it because it is just a way to make you have a great time! I eve love it when the women go topless too in movies! So this is right up my alley then to enjoy and watch!

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a professional Virgin? What are the job perks? :D


oh and the pay...

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I totally agree with you burbs82 on what you stated! It is all true!

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The bad bits were bad, but hell the gore made up for it. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Worth watching.

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I liked it due to the gore and the nudity in the movie. I know that several of he women you could tell were not natural and only one who went nude which was the actress who played Lillith had natural breasts.

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I don't see what's stupid about it. She's an ex-porn star, and if you think that her previous choice of career is morally wrong or stupid, then going mainstream would be a good career move, would it not? Playing lead female opposite a very well respected horror actor, Robert Englund. She outshone everyone in the film, including Robert, so well done to her.

She's not a whore, as has been said in this thread. Well, if she is, then everyone who works for a living in entertainment is a whore too. All she's done is use her talents to make herself a lot of money. I don't think there's anything stupid about that either.

The film wasn't meant to be taken seriously, and if you didn't watch it with your tongue planted firmly in your cheek, I'd say you missed the point, entirely.

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"She's not a whore, as has been said in this thread. Well, if she is, then everyone who works for a living in entertainment is a whore too. All she's done is use her talents to make herself a lot of money. I don't think there's anything stupid about that either"

I didn't mean whore in a bad way, just by basic definition. I love whores, and if you think of a whore as someone who accepts payment for ANY service or talent, then you're right. Most of us are whores.

"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name."

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Very well said and I agree with you that Jenna did a great job in this movie! I am happy to see her go mainstream now even though she is 2 years younger than me. The movie was to make you laugh and have a great time watching it.

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i'd argue that "only" a porn star would be smart enough to make THIS movie... she gets it, and the nature of her appeal. she's no dummy, as the link below amply points out... (seriously)

http://shareddarkness.com/2008/04/17/jenna-jameson-nude.aspx


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And the casting director knew that fact, thus, the decision to cast Jenna as the queen zombie stripper.

I don't get the notion around this particular movie board that this movie was going to be some piece of exceptional cinematic art. It's a comedy-horror flick. It's stupid, silly, funny-- and most of the special effects are damn good. Considering it's got limited locations, you can tell the majority of the budget was spend on the fx.

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