I came up with some future Asylum movie titles.
And I don't have a crudge against asylum, this is just for fun.
Die Free or Live Hard
Fantastic Three: Rise of the golden skateboarder
Ocean's fourteen
Rush Minute 3
Now post your own versions.
For some fun, search The Asylum on IMDb. Check out their new ripoffs!
I know, honestly!
The Legend of Bloody Jack is...like a ripoff of their other dumbass movie, The Legend of Bloody Bill.
Halloween Night really gets me. You screw with Halloween and you screw with me.
Snakes on a Train, even though its already out, is hilarious. I mean, seriously! How dumb are these title-creators!?
And then The DaVinci Treasure. I'd sue if I were the author of the Davinci Code novel. Just to see how far it got me,.
And yet, SuperCroc isn't completely terrible. I think it's the new director, it looked good and was at least FUNNY bad. Maybe Asylum can start to turn around.
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www.darkmulletcinema.net
the newest cartoon!
"The Samsons!"
for the family
"Grade School Musical"
After a while they will rip them selves off.
"Body Invasion of the Snatchers!"
as for '1-18-08' the will have a movie with no name at all.
the box will have a picture on it of some statue of liberty robot cthulhu cat godzilla monster.
Cthulhu Club Member - Nyarlathotep
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the newest cartoon!
"The Samsons!"
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I think it should be called The Cimpsons. That would def. trick some people.
Lets not forget about The Powderpuff Girls.
Saving the "planet" before bedtime.
They have 1-18-08 covered:
Tokyo "On 1-18-08, truth will be revealed"...
It's in post production.
Damn it, those guys are fast.
"They have 1-18-08 covered:
Tokyo "On 1-18-08, truth will be revealed"...
It's in post production.
Damn it, those guys are fast."
Hehe, just read that myself, should be interesting.
here's some actual new movies from The Asylum:
30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (out now)
Invasion of the Pod People (out now - ripping off the new Nicole Kidman movie "Invasion")
Universal Soldiers (out now - claiming to be the sequel to "Universal Soldier")
Alien vs. Hunter (coming soon - "Alien vs Predator 2")
I Am Omega (coming soon - rip-off of the upcoming "I am Legend")
So what's coming out next year? Nazi Hunter? Space Trekkers? North Dakota Johnson and the Land of the Diamond Skull? Metallic Man? The Chinese Mummy?
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4:15 to Yuma
Ghoul Walker (ghost rider)
Meet the F*#kers (maybe already an adult film)
Rumbo 4: Last Blood
I'm surprised they didn't call cloverfield - CLOVER FIELD *with a space*
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The only movie out of the list they have here on IMDB under The Asylum (about 175+; about 75% or more of those are terrible), that I remember watching, was The Beast of Bray Road.
Other titles I am sure they will use are....
Man Of Iron (Ironman)
Cybernetic Organisms 4 (Terminator 4, if it is made)
The Amazing Teleporting Man (Jumper)
Indie Andy Johns Quatro (Indiana Jones 4)
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You disloyal, fool-a$$, b1tch-made punk!
Coming in 2008 from The Asylum (and I'm being completely serious):
Alan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (what, they couldn't fit Raiders and Crusade into the title?)
Street Racer
100 Million BC
i know about the last one, but are you fckin serious about the first two?!?!?!?! omg lol
DEY TUK ER JEBS!!!!!
omg i just saw the cover for Alan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls , thats is a rip off and a half! he even has a hat and whip just like indy. and they try to justify it by saying, from the story that inspired indiana jones lol
DEY TUK ER JEBS!!!!!
I would like for you to show a link to that one.
The only spoof that comes to mind is Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold. It was actually pretty good. Came out in the mid-80's.
I climbed through the window of this fly ass crib!..... It was full of sammiches!
From IMDb resources, some of their "late sh*t"
100 Million BC (2008)
Street Racer (2008)
Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls
War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave
2012 Doomsday (2008)
Monster (2008) (V)
I Am Omega (2007) (V)
666: The Beast (2007) (V)
30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007)
Universal Soldiers (2007)
Invasion of the Pod People (2007)
Some cool titles :)
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This has been the highlight of my day!! These titles (real or not) are cracking me up. I knew that the asylum made rip-offs of other blockbusters, but the titles (particularly "Transmorphers") are so hilarious it makes me cry! I've never seen any of their movies, but I'm awfully tempted with all this bad publicity! Thanks for the laugh!
shareWatch one. Just be careful which one you pick. There are some real dogs out there and some REAL dogs. Don't go in expecting anything. And avoid Leagues and Quartermain. And WoW Second Wave.....
shareFor some reason I want to see '18 year old virgin' when it comes out, Seeing as how they don't have to waste there time with a bunch of crappy effects, and that this type of film may not require a high budget for things of that nature, perhaps the extra money could go towards paying for some actors who 'I don't know; ACT for a living' that maybe it may turn out to be an ok movie. <---(all in one sentance...10 points to me)
What do you guys think, can asylum pull off an enjoyable movie? I honestly do want to see it though.
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Confessions of a Shop Addict
Slumgdog Billionare
The Dark Night
X-Man Origin
Terminating Salvation
I cant belive they ripped off 2012 a year early!Whats up with that,seriouse
Roger corman used to be the rippoff master but the world shifted when the asylum ripped off a corman movie!
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Killer tomatoes forever
Proud regular of Spidey 2 vido game.