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Has anyone seen a more wooden performance?


I get the strongest impression that not none of these actors were hired for their acting talent. Truth to tell, I've seen better acting in community theatre.

Reminds me of a very old joke about an actress who had decided to leave Hollywood. Someone had offered her a position as a department store mannequin. The one she was replacing was too emotional.

Then the writing reminds me of a comic strip that's almost as old as that joke:
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"Uncle Cosmo, why do they call it a Word Processor?"
"It's really very simple, Skyler. You've seen what food processors do to food?"
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I have stronger metaphors than "wooden" in mind.

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So did I — but this is a family message board.

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