Dinosaurs in the Bible


Hey, did anybody see that scene about the Christian creationists, when they claim that a dinosaur is mentioned in the Bible? Imagine that!

I? I could've have. I felt her! She was alive! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Yeah, that was my favorite part of the film.

"A behemoth is a dinosaur, a dinosaur is he..." To think of the amount of brainwashing :(

Everyday feels like Sunday.

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lol thos haleluyah ppl are funyn as hell dinosaurs in the BIBLE LOL!!!!

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Jesus was outraged that Noah hadn't built an ark big enough for a Brontosaurus. Good thing whales could ride out the flood.

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Well laugh if you want, but there might be something to that. I speak as a spiritual man AND a liberal. In the book of Job there were creatures such as the one mentioned in the song and also something called a 'leviathan' which seem to describe extinct creatures. HOWEVER..

There does seem to be a bit of brainwashing also, maybe harmless now but the power of this group is growing fast. Into every facet of peoples lives, form their church lives to the sexual. I don't have a problem with that in and of itself, but when power becomes absolute... I just hope the leaders are watchful of their actions and motivations.

"Imagination is the key to reality"

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Unicorns and Dragons are in the bible though.

so those MUST be real!!!

you see.. all those "Dinosaur" bones are actaully Dragon bones. It is just our Carbon dating system is some 300-65 million years off. Im sure someone just forget to move a decimal point over 8 or 9 spaces.

also Unicorn bones are often confused with horse bones cause Jesus comes down and take the horn off all of them after they die.

you must see now that you'd have to be a complete MORON to not believe in the bible...

also yes, those Dragons breathed fire.



How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.

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Most historians believe Behemoth is a hippopotamus.

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Most historians believe Behemoth is a hippopotamus.


If you would have actually read Job, no one would come to that absurd conclusion.

Sometime ago someone mentioned this Bible verse to me and since I had not read it, I thought it couldn't be as real as they made it out to be. It was interesting to read the section and read it with the eyes of a man of that time and find myself easily discribing it as some sort of swamp dwelling dinosaur. There's no way people can read that section and walk away with any other conclusion.





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America put the "fun" back into "Fundamentalism".

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Actually, they put the "mental" back in.


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How about alligators/crocodiles/large reptiles?

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