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Favorite Quotes?

posted 16 years ago by FurySerenity
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What are your favorite quotes?

First off. The "Christmas Don't be Late" song. I ABSOLUTELY LOVED EVERY BIT OF THAT! It brought back so many memories.

[upon coming home to his house being a mess]
David Seville: Oh my God Theodore, did you just-?
Theodore: [nervously] Umm, Umm.
Simon: [picks up a small pellet shaped thing in front of Theodore] It's a raisin, Dave.
David Seville: Prove it.
Simon: [puts it in his mouth] Mmm-Mmm.
David Seville: Okay, you got me. Look, I wanna talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin?
[heads off toward the kitchen]
Simon: [quickly spits it out and looks sternly at Theodore] You owe me *big* time!

David Seville: Guys, we're gonna have food all winter so if you start storing it, it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent -...
Simon, Theodore, Alvin: [looks at Dave]
David Seville: Bad you know... non-talking rodents around here.

Alvin: [songsung] Einie, Menie, Minie, Moe, missed a chipmunk cause you're slow.
[shines the spotlight in his eyes]
Alvin: Yippee-Kie-Ya, Mammasita!

Alvin: [trying to open a bottle of champange] Stupid cork! Doesn't - Whoa!
[Cork flys into a glass door cabinet breaking it along with some of the glasses in it]
Alvin: Yikes, Ha-ha! Ooops!
David Seville: Not gonna say it.
Alvin: Uh-oh!
Simon: Good Grief.
[Champagne spills all over the floor creating a large puddle]
Claire: Still not gonna say it?
David Seville: [trying very hard not to] Nope.
[Champagne puddle becomes a flood that hits a plug outlet creating a blackout in Dave's appartment]
David Seville: I'm gonna say it. AAAAAAAAALLLLL-VVVVVAAAAAAINNNNNN!

Alvin: That's it! I can't take this any more! I can't! I give up! I'm sick of strugling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts!

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Used to be gta_fury

[–] DaRkEsTLiTe 16 years ago

Simon: We're talking Chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat carrier... It's not even hard to do.

Best line hands down.

[–] longislandcorgisociety 16 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-txfVP7heg
This should answer it!

[–] 16 years ago

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[–] Angel162872 16 years ago

"but...but we TALK!" "That just makes me want you out even more!"

R.I.P. Heath Ledger!

[–] Daft_Munks 16 years ago

"A little siutation, Dave. Theodore vacuumed up Alvin,"

"Hello little ugly Alvin doll that looks nothing like Alvin,"

"Hey you! Kiss my furry cheeks!,"

Dave: You know, if I make a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be on top of the list.

Alvin: And it’s still early.

Dave: "Clam it, sudsy,"

[–] Cinderella85 16 years ago

Theodore: Mmmm, muffins!

Alvin's singing and the scream in the dishwasher, cracks me up every single time.

And I can't remember if it's Alvin or Simon that says it, but:

Don't panic! Wipe everything down. I need three grabage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant, some latex gloves and oregano, go!

[–] Ruby-Ella 14 years ago

^It was Alvin. I think.

Theodore: I want it! I want it!

Alvin: I missed my friend Dave! And I'm not ashamed!

Simon: How do you feel about an indoor pool.

Theodore: How do you think it's going?
Alvin: Terrible! They're not even sniffing each other!
Simon: But Alvin, Dave said that...
Alvin: Dave needs a little help from the love doctor.
Theodore: And his assistant.

David Seville: They're savings bonds. In seven years you will get to buy something really nice.
Alvin: Do you have any that you bought seven years ago?

David Seville: Kids, huh?
Mother in Store: Yeah, they keep you on your toes. You have any?
David Seville: Three boys.
Mother in Store: Some days are better than others.
David Seville: ...and then some days you just want to close them in a box, and leave the box in the park, and run away you know?
Mother in Store: [rushes off with her cart]

David Seville: Chipmunks can't talk either.
Simon: Well, our lips are moving and words are coming out.
David Seville: This is not happening. I'm not talking to chipmunks, I'm not talking to chipmunks.
Alvin: So, how's that going for you, Dave?

Alvin: [singing] Don't cha... Yeah, yeah, come on, come on... Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me / Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...
[Dave opens the dishwasher door and Alvin screams]
Alvin: There's this new thing, it's called knocking!
David Seville: Get out!
Alvin: I'm waiting for the rain cycle.
David Seville: [pulls Alvin out of the dishwasher] Out!
Alvin: Hey, I'm taking a shower here!
David Seville: You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be at the top of the list.
Alvin: And it's still early.
David Seville: Clam it, sudsy!

Alvin: That's it! I can't take this anymore! I can't! I give up! I'm sick of struggling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts! And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid...*tree!*
[the sound of a buzzsaw is heard, and the tree shakes]
Simon: Whoa! What's happening?
Theodore: Guys! I think he made it angry!

David Seville: Uh, guys, what's this about?
[holds up one of his presentation boards in front of Simon and Theodore]
Simon: Obviously, Theodore's butt.

There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone.[GG}

[–] littlehobbit13 14 years ago

Gonna have to go with:

Dave: [rushing around to get ready] ...Pants! Pants! Pants are essential!

and

Theodore: Wait for me! I still have baby fat, ya know!

and

Theodore: But...we talk.
Dave: Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy, unnatural, somewhat evil.

[–] millenniumf 14 years ago

Alvin: Jump, Theodore! You gotta really want it!
Theodore: I WANT IT! I WANT IT!

Alvin: This is absurd! I feel like P-Diddy with fur!

Simon: Sorry, Dave, uh, quick question: how do you feel about an indoor pool?

Ian Hawke: Ooohhh, you had a nightmare? I had a nightmare, too. And in my nightmare I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days, in 16 countries. And, I had to coordinate 121 radio and print interviews in 5 different languages. But you know what Theo? The only difference is, when I open my eyes, IT DOESN'T END!
Theodore: So . . . is that a . . . no?

The sarcasm in this line makes me chuckle:
Claire: I'm covering your rise to fame.