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One of the worst shows ever made.


I came to watch something on the line of prehaps Jackass and the less-entertaining Viva La Bam. What I got was Britney & Kevin : Chaotic : EMO STYLE. It was terrible, people mentioning Cradle of Filth (one of the worst bands of all time) and calling them DEATH METAL!?!?! (BLASPHEMY!) and Bam with his scarf and make-up trying to impress his countless of skating fans by being a total ass to everyone around him as long as there's a camera on his face.

The only things about this show that was slightly interesting, were characters that didn't even appear in the show that much. Steve-O, Wee Man, Ehren, Dunn and that girl with Down-Syndrome on the other side of the family. Rake and Dico have also emo-ed up and Novak has never been that interesting.

For christ sakes, he was always talking about how demented his family is, and he didn't even have Vito, the only person that's slightly interesting.

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Also, that happened to that other bitch Bam has been dating for like, six years and was in all those Cky videos and Haggard? Did he just break up with her and decide to marry ANOTHER childhood sweet heart? Shouldn't atleast Jenn (I think that was her name) be mentioned, or in the sake of a wacky reality TV show, they never mention anything negative (there for also never mentioning Vito). Even though they have no problems showing the new Bam-wife crying when her sister with down-syndrome says how awesome she is and how sad it is that her dad is dead. Yeah, that's better. Hearing about some guy dying years ago in every episode sure beats Bam destroying random stuff.

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i happen to know that the reason you want see vito is becuase while at a autograph signing (allegandly) he groped a 14 and 12 year old girl, because of this he was fined $50,000 and can't leave the state of colarado.

Rake and dico being emos seems interesting.

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Not ture, he left Colorado months ago.

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then quit pissing and moaning about how bad this show is on the message boards and DONT WATCH IT!

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1.I'm not watching the show anymore
2.Where should I go to comment on a show IF NOT it's message board? What the hell are you talking about?

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Have you no knowledge of Bam Margera?

First of all, this show isn't supposed to be like Jackass or Viva la Bam. Every show that the Jackass and/or CKY crew members have been involved in, has a few similarities within them, but mostly, they want each show to be a bit unique so that we're not running around in a cycle of same-themed shows. This show is called Bam's Unholy Union for a reason; it's fundamentally focused on his union with Missy. Sure, we get some of the fun classic CKY behavior in the show, but it's not the core of the show. It's mainly about the engagement and events leading up to his wedding (which, if picked up for another season, will probably transform onto the after-marriage wedding bliss).

Second of all, Cradle of Filth is indeed classified as Death Metal, and I would 100% agree.

Third of all, I must repeat: have you no knowledge of Bam Margera? Obviously, you haven't gained a lick of information since the ending of Viva la Bam. No listening to Radio Bam, no reading interviews, no visiting his message board, no research, no nothing. The subject of what happened with him and Jen, how he met Missy, and how they got together, has been discussed to the point of bloody death for the past year, and that's at least. You must've been heavily in the dark if you haven't figured out what's happened by now.

Fourth of all, catesbilly was on the right track, but not completely about Vito. MTV refuses to shoot any new footage of Vito on BUU just because of his legal troubles. I'm assuming MTV doesn't wanna promote a 'bad' image (even though they wouldn't be if Vito was on camera, in my opinion). This has also been a story circulating in Bam news for some time now.

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"This show is called Bam's Unholy Union for a reason; it's fundamentally focused on his union with Missy."
Yeah, and guess what. It's totally not entertaining. And Unholy Union? WTF, the only people who would think that a EMO Skater's marriage to some random girl was Unholy, he or she himself must be either a retard or Bam Fanatic, either way, they should be shot on sight for their totally lame opinions.

"Second of all, Cradle of Filth is indeed classified as Death Metal, and I would 100% agree."
HAHAHAHAHA. Wow, you know nothing of death metal if you think Cradle of Filth should be classified as such. Your ears should be cut off for your incompitence to understand true and awesome death metal.

"No listening to Radio Bam, no reading interviews, no visiting his message board, no research, no nothing."
Why would anyone spent time to read interviews of this HIM Tatooed Infested cry baby bitch? I don't care about his opinions in anything as his opinions suck. The only thing entertaining about him is seeing him exploiting his friends into doing mindless stunts with him.

"You must've been heavily in the dark if you haven't figured out what's happened by now."
Wow, I don't know what happened in Bam Margera's personal life, that must mean I have been locked in a box somewhere. Seriously, did you suffer from some kind of stroke which makes you belive that Bam Margera is the most importaint person on everyone's lives?

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Wow your last post just proved you're a total dick.

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Yeah, and guess what. It's totally not entertaining. And Unholy Union? WTF

It don't matter what one person finds entertaining. Obviously, a lot of other people do, or else it wouldn't be getting the ratings and praise it's gotten. And Bam's Unholy Union is just a funny title probably referring to the fact that it isn't a "normal" marriage.

HAHAHAHAHA. Wow, you know nothing of death metal if you think Cradle of Filth should be classified as such.

That is your opinion, and your opinion only.

Why would anyone spent time to read interviews of this HIM Tatooed Infested cry baby bitch?

The point of me bringing up sources where you could obtain information about Bam from, is because, had you done your research, you would have known the answers to all the questions and concerns you have.

Wow, I don't know what happened in Bam Margera's personal life, that must mean I have been locked in a box somewhere.

Pretty much.

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"that it isn't a "normal" marriage."
Yes it is. Only because Bam tries harder then anyone in the world to be 'weird' doesn't make it so.

"That is your opinion, and your opinion only."
No, it's fact. My opinion is that your mother should have put a pillow over your face when you were newly born. That is my opinion.

"The point of me bringing up sources where you could obtain information about Bam from, is because, had you done your research, you would have known the answers to all the questions and concerns you have."
Why would I waste time reading bitchy ass Gorthy faggedy stuff like 'Kerrang' When Bamaholics who have no life could just as easily provide my thirst for information on IMDb. Which just happened.

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Yes it is. Only because Bam tries harder then anyone in the world to be 'weird' doesn't make it so.

Bam doesn't try, he is. He's naturally kooky.

No, it's fact.

No, it isn't a fact.

My opinion is that your mother should have put a pillow over your face when you were newly born. That is my opinion.

Wow, you surely get irked very easily if you're already wishing past-death on me. A bit sensitive, ain't ya?

Why would I waste time reading bitchy ass Gorthy faggedy stuff like 'Kerrang' When Bamaholics who have no life could just as easily provide my thirst for information on IMDb. Which just happened.

It's not wasting time. You'd have found out entertaining, valuable information about Bam had you surfed. Shoot, if you're gonna parade around IMDb demanding for info about Bam, you might as well visit his own message board.

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Bottom line is: This show sucks, it's not entertaining. It's Bam with make-up trying to make everyone around him hate him and his sad Emo Followers.

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Bottom line is, the show kicks ass.

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Emo Followers?
Hmm... not sure whether I should be offended or just plain annoyed that you think "emo" is a bad thing.
But that's not the point, really.

The point is that we all have our opinion on TV shows and that you are a perfect example of someone that needs to respect others' opinions instead of throwing out insults.

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dude, ur an *beep*
CRADLE OF FILTH ROCK SO HARD and just cause u spend most of ur time watchin some bdsm *beep* cause its kind obvious u love pain, and it rocks so shut up.

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Cradle of Filth is nothing more then crap on a stick. It be worse then Marlyn Manson and his gothfag followers.

Why dont you go jerk off to Jhonen Vasquez cartoons while going to Hot Topic, ya scarf wearing bastard?

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excuse me f-u-c-k-o, dude i bet ur one of those no friend tards who sit at their computers all day looking a hentai porn and payin warcraft cause ur to socailly retarded to make real friends, your move douchebag.

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Wow, I was going to post my opinion on the show but if I'm going to get berated by 14 year olds who can't stand the thought of people not liking Bam I don't think I'll bother. I await several replies along the lines of "ONG I'm Not 14 I'm 17 Okay? Bam Is So Awesome. Fall Out Boy Are SOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOO HAWT".


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Wow, I don't know what happened in Bam Margera's personal life, that must mean I have been locked in a box somewhere. Seriously, did you suffer from some kind of stroke which makes you belive that Bam Margera is the most importaint person on everyone's lives?

No he isnt part of everyones life, but typically anyone who comes on this message board will argue he is

You must not know how to spell considering you think the spelling for EMO is FAG. If thats the case, when did they both have the same meaning. EMo means emotional and FAG means Gay. I'm Emo but im not gay. Your the only Gay one here

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What the sh!T? You say love Ville, Love HIM and Love Metal?!?!??!

HIM is not Metal, Metal is Krieg, not whiny crap.

by the by, sorry to break it to ya, but your a homosexual.

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by the by, sorry to break it to ya, but your a homosexual.
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Ok last time a checked, i was 100% straight so please explain where i mentioned i was a homosexual or how u even worked that out!!!

Also if you, like many people, logically work out my signiture you would understand it. I didnt say HIM were metal i said they were Love Metal. So i said:

Love Ville = in other words love the lead singer
Love HIM = in other words love the band
Love Metal = It's there genre.

So before u start claiming im a homosexual please get your facts straight, cause im 100% straight, and logically work stuff out with that pea-sized brain off yours

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Nope, your a fag.

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bj_arni right your starting to bug me. Bam margera is who he is get over it. Ville is the frontman for HIM and HIM are Love metal it is there genre it is HIM so get the hell over it! chelsea_cookeva nice to see another dedicated HIM fan feel free to PM me anytime.

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There is no such thing as Love Metal (that has to be the gayest thing I have ever heard), yoü're thinking of EMO

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"This guy is not a whiny little emo fag, so he must be a obese guy who jerks off to cartoon images and plays online video games, I better go comment on his lack of social skills and comrades"
Is this really what goes through your head before you decide to make reply to someone on IMDb, wow. You sicken me.

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I'm just gonna give my two cents regarding one particular subject on this discussion.....

Cradle of Filth is NOT death metal, they are Goth Metal.

And It's fairly evident when someone says a band "Rocks so hard" that they do not lsiten to metal.

Whether or not The band is good, it's subjective, whatever floats your boat, but It's not death metal.

Death, Deicide, Vital Remains, Cryptopsy, Suffocation, Cannibal Corpse. THOSE are death metal bands.

I think Cradle of Filth is alright, so if someone starts to say "OMG u Sukk, Cradle of Filth is SO RCOKIN" I never said they suck, they just arent death emtal, they are Goth metal.

...And as For Bam Margera? He's an attention whore, and he's not all that *beep* up in the head, just a *beep* up towards his friends.

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IM NOT GAY... I AM 100% STRAIGHT

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Man bj_arni you are such a douche bag. According to you your opinion is the only one that matters and no one elses does. Actually it sounds like you believe your opinins are fact. I hope you never reproduce.

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yeh, i'm not gonna bother reading all the posts and just say that i disagree with the orginal poster, great show!

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Of course I talk like my opinion matters, it's my freaking opinion. I'm making it as a point for God's sake!

What should I say

"I don't like the show, but that's just me, you probably like it".

What kind of lame ass piece of *beep* opinion is that?

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ACTUALLY, cradle of s hit IS NOT death metal, nor will they ever or should ever be classified as metal in general. The best you can give a band like cradle of br00tality is false, pussy ass black metal glamorized by the mtv and hot topic masses. GASP! who needs amazing TRUE black metal such as Emperor or MayheM when you have such br00tal tr00 kvlt black metal such as cradle o comedy and dummy burger! hahahahaha!

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No Vito = No fun. And Missy is just annoying. Jenn is way more beautiful. I hate this show, and Viva La Bam is one of my favorite shows ever.

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When I say EMO I'm not talking about the depressed ones, but the ones who are always trying to be diffrent and weird. They sicken me. And Bam is totally being one of those, talking about love and always mention H.I.M. like they are Gods of Music (which couldn't be further from the truth) and wearing a scarf JUST for the reason that no one around him does it (that and that stupid freaking top hat he always has...)

That being said, I might be a douche but atleast I dont' classify death metal as songs about suffering with people wearing make-up...

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"That sounds like something Hitler might have said."
Sorry how expressing your opinion is for some reason, like the works of a Nazi.

"(especially on the board of the show, where there will most likely be a vast majority of fans!)"
I'm supose to re-edit my opinions on a show ON THE VERY MESSAGE BOARD FOR THAT SHOW just because the message board has fanboys that can't accept that there are people who might have diffrent opinion than them.

"You do know that IBS stands for Irritable Bowel Syndrome, right?"
Wow really? Of course I knew that! I wouldn't name my movie company that without knowing what it means, now would I?

"A devotion to organised religion would explain you hating a show called "Bam's Unholy Union" and would also explain your ignorance to other people's beliefs and your need to preach your own.">
Yeah. I read the bible which must mean that the reason why I don't like Bam's Unholy Union is for the name Unholy. Bam is the Satan. Urrr. Seriously, are you retarded? I really think you are after reading your last two posts. "This guy dosen't like stupid freakish posers like Bam who is making an entire show about how cool he and love metal is. This guy must be some Bible Nut or something!". Pretty sad how you jump to make your little queries of me actully hating the show not for the fact that I think this show is the worst way of entertainment, but because I'm too Christian to get it....

I can't wait to read your next awesome hypocritic answer how you blam me for saying my honest opinion on a message board for Bam-fanatics while you then go to the Passion of the Christ Message Board and start to argue with Christian fanatics. How very mature and diffrent from you. But you might understand that I'm not goign to take your advice to stop saying my honest opinion on something, while you continue to say how "Christians do often play a part in ignorance" to some Passion of the Christ/Mel Gibson fanatics.

That's more retarded then seeing the guy selling the Crack to you, at your intervetntion.

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Do I really need to explain ALL my critism... well, that's no fun.

"I came to watch something on the line of prehaps Jackass and the less-entertaining Viva La Bam. What I got was Britney & Kevin : Chaotic : EMO STYLE."
Bam Margera (after making CKY and Jackass) has been known for doing stunts and being entertaining with his sense of humor, but unfortunatly, his later stuff has not been satisfactory, for me and for many of his fans (though he has many Emo fans (this is true by the way) that follow him no matter what. Most of them have even picked up skateboarding (because Bam does it), listen to HIM (because Bam does it) and video tape themselves doing pranks on their parents while wearing scarfs (like Bam does) which gives me (or atleast I feel so) to dissrespect these unoriginal fanatics as much as possible. That being said, Bam has been toning down a lot during the later seasons of Jackass and such. In fact, he has been going on more and more about love metal then doing stunts (which was fine, until he didn't even bother to do stunts anymore) I'm talking of course of the later seasons of Viva La Bam and his film Haggard (which in my personal opinion are just idiotic and terrible). Like originally posted, I was hoping that this would be entertaining, but I was wrong as the show was basicly Bam putting on a show (not for his skateboarding Jackass fans, but his countless of 12 year old goth-girl followers. Also with the title 'Unholy Union', Bam is pretty much stating that he is too dark to be christian or whatever, and seeing how he is not dark at all (playing love metal is not dark) and trying to be diffrent (like in the middle of a conversation about his wedding, he would smash something, yeah, it was entertaining 6 years ago when there was a casual conversation going on but when the guy is getting married and he decides to flip out for the camera once every show in a terrible fashion, you do want to turn it off).

"The only things about this show that was slightly interesting, were characters that didn't even appear in the show that much. Steve-O, Wee Man, Ehren and Dunn."
Don't know how to take this cirize and turn it into something more 'sophistocated', but I think I don't have to.

"Rake and Dico have also emo-ed up and Novak has never been that interesting."
this meaning that Rake and Dico both always had their very own class of style (even during the bad seasons of Viva La Bam) but when I turned on this show, they were dressed basicly as Art-Fags, which ofcourse is a well known colabaoration of people trying to be diffrent by all dressing in 'retro' clothing and stuff. Not only was their clothing changed but their entire attitude. As I kept watching, hoping for some good shananigans, I can tell you, I was not amused.

"Shouldn't atleast Jenn (I think that was her name) be mentioned, or in the sake of a wacky reality TV show, they never mention anything negative (there for also never mentioning Vito). Even though they have no problems showing the new Bam-wife crying when her sister with down-syndrome says how awesome she is and how sad it is that her dad is dead. Yeah, that's better. Hearing about some guy dying years ago in every episode sure beats Bam destroying random stuff."
I also think this was a good point. Bam tries to be wacky and has no mention of Jenn nor Vito despite them being a major part of the Bam Group since he started doing stuff in 1996 and instead we hear dramatic parts of a guy we didn't know. Are we supose to be sad hearing that some girl's dad died before she started apeparing on a show? I would be more sad hearing about Vito's case and what not.

I added, what I would think was a better review of this terrible show. Though I don't know what exacly you want. Even if I explain in detail why I don't like the show you will always find ways to disagree with what I'm saying seeing that you do like the show. So I have no idea why it's better for me to explain in full detail rather then just tell the high points of my thoughts with hatred and curses....

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What question didn't I answer, I seriously find no question. All I find in your posts is you bitching that I twisted your words, like you haven't done that before, like me talking about posers trying to act diffrent and what do I get thrown in my face?

"How is being different sickening? That sounds like something Hitler might have said."

Either you are incredibly stupid or TRYING to miss-understand, either way, I am tired of trying to explain my freaking post to a degenerete like you.

"And again, your opinions on Bam and the bands he likes are nothing more than that: opinions, so stop saying them like they're facts!"

Once again, you are such an idiot. When someone posts "This movie sucks", it's OBVIOUS that the person freaking means "I think this movie sucks". Do I really have to EXPLAIN every piece of criticsm. You are indeed, an idiot.

"I have no problem with people being Christian and have no problem with their beliefs"

Yet you were such an idiot that you pointed out that I was quoting the bible, and that thought was the reason why I couldn't stand Bam's 'dark' show. Wow. Yeah, that's not twisting anything up, that's just being a idiot.

"What?! Again with the assumptions and lame insults"

Speaking about yourself, let me re:quote you: "you just make yourself seem even more misguided and stupid, almost to the point where I actually want you to stop to save embarrassing yourself!" Assumptions + Lame Insults

"So no, I don't have a problem with people who DON'T LIKE THE SAME STUFF as me or have DIFFERENT BELIEFS or whatever, and they're free to EXPRESS that, and as long as they have good reasons to back up whatever they BELIVE and as long as they DON'T IMPOSE THEIR BELIEFS ON ME, I'll respect them. But I highly recommend you read your original post and see if you FIT THAT CATAGORY."

Yes, I don't like the same stuff as you, I have diffrent beliefes. I express it. What I said about the show is what I belive about the show. I'm not imposing my beliefs on anyone, just expressing what I think of this horrible show and the Bam Fanatics that follow it. So yeah, I Fit the Fu*c*king catagory.

And you are the dumbest piece of sh!t who has ever walked the planet, thinking you are superios just because you can't understand someone actully answering your post.

Don't reply to me anyomre, because I have no intention of talking to you again. I don't have time to waste on you and your very, very, VERY stupid thoughts and questions.

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I just had to reply one more time to get this straight, you and your friend both agree that posting your opinion on a message board about the show you are infact talking about, is low? Explain.

And I don't have any defense for my claims? Have no evidence to back it up? Back what up? My opinions on the show? What are you talking about? Seriously? Why do you think I need to explain opinions here? Where in the world would you get that idea?

And PLEASE, this ONCE! Answer the damn question! I am tired of reading long posts about nothing but the fact that you obviously disagree with me, how stupid I am, how low it is of me to post opinions here to fans who can't take my critism and how stupid that cirism is. Just answer the damn questions I am asking right now.


Beacue I seriously have no idea what you are talking about.

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"If you can't understand my simple enough answers, then that's your problem. Don't make out that it's my fault."
Well, you obviously don't understand me. I answered that I don't think it's low to post your opinions on the matter, yet you think it's low because I don't like the show? I try to explain that I'm just expressing my opinion but you keep on making way too much big deal out of it.

I have to know Bam to know I don't like him? It's a reality TV Show, even if his entire 10+ year run on Reality TV, if that's an act, then, I hate his TV Persona... I don't have to know the guy personally to know I don't like his show.

Back to the first assumption you made, I didn't come here looking for trouble (or had the trouble of trying to find this message board, which you think is, for some reason, had). I watched the first four episodes. Hated it, and felt the need to express myself (and before you go saying 'do it somewhere else') I will say that this is the damn place to do so. It's a message board for Bam's Unholy Union, if I have a problem with the show, I should post it here, and no, I was not looking for trouble. If you check ANY message board, you will find two types of people. Fans and haters. Fans usually don't go to message boards on 300 titled 'What was this LOTR for idiots? lol" without wanting to go to an endless fight that will never resolve because both those persons like/dislike diffrent things, and you can't make someone like something by bitching at him. while the person who posted that, posted it because that's how he felt about the movie experience, and is often greated by people who say "Yeah, what's up with that."

I have no problem with people who are against my post, replying to me, but I will reply back in the same manner. Let's have that stated that you are the one who first replied to me calling me a 'douche'.

"implied I was addicted to crack"
HAHAHHA. Wow, talk about not reading a post before replying. I NEVER said you were on crack. I once made a metaphor involving drugs, but you probably didn't get that at all, in fact, I do think you posted something along the lines of "What are you talking about. Your stupid."

That being said, the conclusion to this is that you don't care what I think about this show, just how I express this as you feel that some of the comments and criticm I make are false or incorrectly approched.

I disagree. I think my review on the show, though vulgar and diffrent it may be from a review point of view, I stand by my word, and feel that this is the best way to express my hatred for the show.

So, nothing can come out of this conversation we are having. If you loved the show, then maybe we could discuss this (either in a civilized manner or Internet), but seeing that you have no problem with me discussing the show (just the manner I do that and I happen to disagree with nothing else to add....

...I would jump to the concluson that we should just agree to disagree and be done with it.

And I have to say that someone replying to a person for disliking how he makes up facts on a show he dislikes is just as 'low' as the person who makes the first post. As you call me a troll and accuse me of looking for a fight, I could do the same to you. What were you expecting of your posts? Me going, gee, never thought of it like that, and say how much I love the show in a good mild mannered way? Well, who cares about that.

Let by gones be bye gones.

Unless... you have something to add on the show?

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"You say he acts the way he does just to gain recognition and said that he just tries to be different (judging by his looks), and these are assumptions you can't make without actually being him."
Eh... no. This is what I think. I am not trying to analize him, but just like people think Tom Cruise is crazy (without knowing anything about his psychological history), I think that Bam is doign a lot of things just for the fact that they are diffrent, and I base this on the numerous appearences he does on television that I have been watching. Of course I can not be certain this is correct, but that's how it looks to me. That is not assumption, that however is a query. I never meant it to be written down as fact (which ofcourse would be silly, since I'm not Bam) but that is how I look at it, and that's also what I personally think. Which is why I wrote it.

"Okay, but what made you feel the need to express yourself to a vast majority of people who like the show?"
Ofcourse I did. Where should I express my opinions on Bam and his show Bam's Unholy Union but the message board for it. I don't care what people feel like, this is a board for the show, not for fans of the show. I would never join a Bam Fansite wiht a forum and post this there, but I would post it here, because this is where this kind of review would go.

"it did seem an awful lot like you were just trying to start an argument."
That was never my intention. Which is fact, but just like I with Bam, you shouldn't make assumptions since the only person who really knows is me.

"I only did that when it was completely justified."
Name-calling is never really justified.

"You said "That's more retarded than the guy selling crack to you, at your intervention". Well, that's a fairly ridiculous comment in the first place so I don't think the person who wrote it is worthy of laughing at me for not understanding it. And no, I replied that it was a lame insult and that it didn't make much sense."
It doesn't make much sense because you obviously don't understand it, I never said you smoked crack, I said that it would be retarded for a crack dealer to tell a crack addict that he smoked too much crack at an intervention. It was a metaphor which I made since you were talking about christianity on the Passion of the Christ message board, which could be just as well assumed to be made for an argument, seeing how many fanatics visit that board. You, for some reason, didn't get the irony of it and how I found you a hypocrite, as you thought that I was saying that you were looking to start a fight by talking bad about Christianity, which I never stated. I meant ofcourse, that fanatics would start an argument just for the reason of you not being a Christian.

"a sensible argument"
I was never here to argue, like said in previous statements. My posts are my views on the show, and the lack of entertainment I feel it provides. If I feel Bam calling his weeding 'unholy' to be him posing to look cool and find it incredibly sad, I say it the way I see it. Like I would say it when watching the show with friends at home. If I wanted however to write down my opinions laid down with sensible facts, I would write a review on IMDb and post it in the review section, not the message board section. (Just to clear up).

"Bam himself, and I think he would laugh in your face and whip you with the scarf that he only wears to get attention if you told him some of the things you said."
I would never say that to his face. I would never attack someone with bad words for no reason. He's entertaining and an ok actor. I loved his work on Jackass and no matter how much I disslike some of his newer stuff, I'll still keep an eye open when other things come out as they might just as well be entertianing. Even though I don't like this show, I wouldn't walk up to him and tell him personally how much I hate it (unless it was to point out how it could be better). And if someone would whip me with a scarf while laughing at my face, I would probably do something about it (unless meant in a comical sense).

"I do wish you would at least stop for a second and consider the things I'm saying rather than just finding things to criticise me about."
And I wish you could do the same to me.

"I think the show was what it was meant to be - entertainment. No deep meaning, no inspired wit, just Bam being who he is - a prick"
And I never claimed diffrently. All I can say, that unlike his past work, I was not entertained.

"it seemed very scripted in some places"
I noticed it way too much during the last two seasons of Viva La Bam. Wow, that was just weird watching it. Have you heard that the next season of Bam's Unholy Union will feature him and Missy pretending to have a baby? That will probably be lame.

"and again justifies my claim that you share similarities with the Nazi party"
Whaaaaat? I'm not even going to dignify this with a real answer.

"I will make my arrows drunk with blood and my sword shall devour flesh"
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"Fair enough, but you never made that clear."
I thought it was obvious.

"Are you English (or from an English-speaking country)?"
I'm from Iceland. That is not an English-speaking country. I learned the language by watching cartoons at a young age.

"I never started a fight and I rarely started a post, but there is one guy there (Martyr555 or Marty, for short) who is so outrageous that he does require a talking to."
Thought that would happen, which was the point of me calling you a hypocrite, even though you are not lookging for a fight, you would find one, on that kind of board.

"I don't even need to explain how bad this little paragraph makes you look"
So, because I don't like the works of Tom Cruise, I should go up to him and tell to his face how much he disgusts me? I'll rather stick to the message boards...

"And unlike you, I don't actually use context tactics to make you look bad"
Whaaaat?

"Okay, so just because he made one show you disliked"
An entire season filled with nothing but lame-trying to be weird-reality tv show crap called entertainment. It was horrible, it was not entertaining. And I pointed out why I hated it (and the 'lead character' of the show).

"you feel the need to completely tear him down"
I don't feel the need. I had seen the first four shows, had nothing to do, was hanging on IMDb.... what else should I do but express my thoughts on the subject?

"(behind his back, mind)?"
Would you rather want me to say it to his face? What the hell....
This is a messge board for the show. Ofcourse I would post what I feel about it, not caring about what other people might say, but I'm not just going to walk up to him (like he cares what I have to say) and tell him how much I hate the show and what I think of some of his actions. Ofcourse I would if he would ask, but even then I would do it in a gentle manner, or as gentle as a bad review could be.

"I'm a fan of Johnny Depp, but if he made a movie which I thought he sucked in I wouldn't go out and slate him for it."
More if he would write and direct four movies about the life of a man who thought he was a monkey. 3 hours of him sitting in a corner, and then refuse to take other work. Then I would write a harsh message on the Johnny Depp message board, seeing how stupid that would be, just like I did now.
Until then. I'm a fan of Johnny Depp.

"I believe Mr. Hitler had a similar idea about certain groups of people."
I'm pretty sure Hitler didn't shoot people for their opinions, but for other reasons.
But then again, you don't seem to be a very big historical buff, seeing someone commenting that someone should be shot and going straight to Hitler with it, even though a lot better reffrences can be made. Like Dictators? That would be a better reffrence to me.

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"Yes, but you're getting angry responses from mostly sensible people"
Query. Sensible people wouldn't be bothered by someone's opinion on a message board, let alone, go into a fight with him about opinions.

"No ... but the fact that if you did see Bam you wouldn't tell him you didn't like the show (or even worse, say you did like it)"
WHAT? Where did you get that idea? Seriously, I would never lie about my opinions. But that doesn't mean I would verbal attack him. If I would see Bam, and decide 'hey, I should talk to him' or he comes up to me, I probably wouldn't mention the show just for the fact that I'm pretty sure that he really doesn't care what I think of his show. But if the subject would come up. I would be honest. I would maybe try to soften the blow, but I wouldn't lie. I would tell him that I think it's a horrible show (maybe leave out my diagnosis on him), but otherwise I would tell him the truth and what I think of it. But unless he asks me, I wouldn't bother him with it, seeing that he obviously likes the show and a million people do, so why would he want to hear someone bitch about it?

"but you are in a slender minority so you can't say that you're nescessarily right."
I NEVER said I was right. It's my opinion, and my opinion only.

"Bam's the same in that show as he is in absolutely everything else he's appeared in."
I disagree, I find him to actully have real quirky qualities in Cky 1-4, Jackass the show and movie. But that changes somewhere around Season 2 of Viva La Bam and Haggard, and becomes more 'trying to look cool' instead of just looking cool.

"So why would you hold back if you were to say it to his face?"
I wouldn't hold back, I just wouldn't say stuff like "I think you are trying to look diffrent" becaus he obviously knows better on the subject then me, and this is just a diagnosis I have made by watching him on TV. I feel free to tell others what I think, but I will never tell a person what I think they are doing, since they are masters on the subject, obviously. I would however tell him that I dissliked this show (and if he asked why, I would go in full detail).

"they probably have very little courage in reality and therefore use the internet (where they can be anonymous) as an output for what they lack in reality"
That just shows that you don't know me at all. My name is Bjarni Gautur. I come here, as myself, not as anyone else. I stick by the words that I say. I have a sketch show on YouTube where I make fun of a lot of people (including local Icelanders) and they sometimes come up to me and I will act just the same, my opinons are mine, and they won't be silenced if I have a need to express them.

That being said, my brother was in a feud with a black metal singer in Iceland over his band and how he didn't like it. It ended with the singer thinking he was tough only on the Internt, he threatened to beat him up and met up with him, and my brother destroyed him in a fight. So I can safeley say that me, and my friends and family, stand by their opinions.

"Explain that better, because I saw no correlation to the works of Johnny Depp or Bam Margera."
It was a theory, I was saying if Johnny Depp would start doing really stupid stuff, I would talk about it on his message board.

"I suppose you never heard of the Holocaust"
Okay, that's it. I am tired of how stupid you are and your very lame replies. I just don't have time to go through all your little idiotic thinking and TRY to correct you only to get something as stupid thrown in my face, linking the FREAKING HOLOCAUST to a OVEREXAGIRATED CLAIM ON A FREAKING MESSAGE BOARD! You are seriously ill if you think that's a good reffrence as the two things are nothing alike. Your ignorance and stupidity bores me and I'm tired of trying to read your egotistic posts how my freaking review wasn't good enough for your precious eyes of misguided hate and opinions that you have already established out of thin air. You keep making assumptions to stuff that I explain OVER AND OVER AGAIN EVERY POST and you go far enough to actully blame my knowledge on sentence structure to be the problem. Though poor it may be, EVERYONE I know can read it. Please, don't bother replying to this post, because I won't reply back.
Because I see no point in talking to you, it's like talking to a wall or a MySpace Spam page, all I get back in my face is nothing but the same questions, no matter how I try to tell you the same thing over and over again.

*beep* you. You suck. Go to Hell.

-Bjarni Gautur
Disliking Bam's Unholy Union since 2007.
Ignoring tourette8 for his idiocy since now.

PS
Dicators don't get elected, jerk.

"I will make my arrows drunk with blood and my sword shall devour flesh"
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bj arni, ur a douche bag, no one gives a crap what you think.

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i happen to think BJ-arni is right on the money about Bam. Love-Metal? That is like an oxy moron or a parallel universe music genre. Screw Bam, Screw Emo, and screw everybody come to think of it.

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Lol..Screw yourself, loser.

A million faces, A Million lies.- Chrome by VNV Nation.

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all i can say is that jealousy is a thing of the past, u should really get a life.

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Yeah, because if you don't like something, it's just because you want their lives and fame... it's not that you have an opinion and think something isn't decent... nah, that wouldn't make any sense...

My GOD!
Your stupidity makes me throw up in anger.

"I will make my arrows drunk with blood and my sword shall devour flesh"
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Ken-Himself pwned you bj_arni

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I personally think he did no such thing. Re-reading over this year old conversation, I had with him (before he stole Raab's name and was called tourette8) I can sum up the conversation in just a couple of paragraphs.

Ken-Himself:
Why are you saying that everyone who likes Bam is wrong? Hurr Hurr.

Bj_arni:
I never said that. I said that was my opinion and my opinion alone.

Ken-Himself:
I read in a post you made where you use exaggerate to make a statement about your opinion by saying that your hatred for this show makes you want to shoot Bam, does that mean that you really want to shoot Bam like Hitler would.

Bj_arni:
No, I was just making a point. And you could have used a better reference then Hitler.

Ken-Himself:
So, are you saying that you are Hitler? Well I'm not shocked to see a Christian obviously saying that. Hurr Hurr.

Yeah, that's a good pwn. Misunderstanding everything I say and then replying to me when I say that I won't even bother reading his next post. (sarcasm) Yeah, he sure got me there (sarcasm).


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THIS SHOW SUCKS.

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I don't think it sucks. It's just most people don't wanna see a watered down show about Missy.

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I The Mighty Boosh

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It really was horrible~~
Bam acted like a jerk











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