I Want My $1.25 Back…

Right off the bat, I get the feeling like I’m watching a vulgar dinner theater production of Se7en or some such hackneyed thing. This film reminds me of being under Nitrous Oxide. Just as boring and makes just as much sense.

I will be the first to admit, I have a potty mouth on me like you wouldn’t believe… But THIS film spews 4-letter words all over the place and it sounds SO strained. As if even the actors are thinking “My God, how many times do I have to say *beep* Ultra monotonous.

You have to watch this film in a pitch black room… If even a small light is on, you can’t see anything, as this is filmed dark and underexposed.. To create a “mood” no doubt.


This is another film where I really don’t “like” anyone… Every character demands your pity… And I really couldn’t care less if the whole cast gets murdered. That would make this film a little more engaging, I think… And a “twist” ending so lame I almost feel my intellect had been insulted.

I believe I can honestly say.. This film is one of the WORST films I’ve ever had the displeasure to sit through. And it’s not in a Ray Dennis Steckler/Ed Wood/So bad it’s good way, but a total waste of time, money & celluloid way. I would also say a waste of talent, but it seems no one involved in this picture had any of that commodity to spare.

It’s VERY, VERY rare I give a movie only one star… But that’s all this piece of garbage is worth.


Trust me,
Swan