100 Things I Learned by Laughing at your Romance

100. Japanese women look alike no matter what their age. No wonder Japanese men have problems overestimating the age of underage girls.
99. Japan has so much excess land and Japanese art professors so much excess income that they can easily afford a second home. They can also just abandon it to go traipsing halfway across the world on a whim.
98. If you don't want to receive calls on your phone, do not turn it off or remove its battery or change your number. It's not artistic.
97. It is OK to drive backward on Japanese roads while looking out the driver side window. Having a normal conversation with a friend who is walking on the road. They must have wide roads there and an automatic guidance systems embedded in them. They are a smart peoples.
96. If you manage to have a polite snack with your lover's husband after it is clear that you are an obsessed stalker, you have clearly passed an ancient test that permits you to continue your affair with the cheating wife with no remorse whatsoever. Ever.
95. If you suspect you saw a ghost in a tunnel, you must stop your vehicle immediately and wait for it to materialize potentially as an attractive mate for your friend. Under no circumstances must you speed up and drive away screaming in mortal fear.
94. The only reason you might want to visit an art exhibition is that there might be free munchies that you can chow down when no one is looking. You should never ever make the mistake of looking at the artwork. They are not very yummy.
93. Japan has so much free space on paved roads and so little traffic that you can leave your scooter and helmet on it overnight. There is also no crime so that they are still there in the morning when you wake up to your sake soaked hangover.