Game of Thrones Season 8 spoilers

-Joffrey and Ramsay come back to life as ice zombies.
-Jon dumps Dany and proposes to Sam, but it cuts to credits before he can answer.
-Tyrion reveals himself to be a porg in a human mech suit.
-The Night King turns good after someone feeds him a Snickers bar.
-The demon shadow baby that Melisandre gave birth to in season 2 ends up on the Iron Throne.
-Right before the final battle, it cuts to George RR Martin on his computer suffering from writer's block, then having a heart attack. JK Rowling steps in and picks up where he left off.
-There's a big musical number at the end including an extended sequence where Bran breakdances.
-After the credits, Nick Fury shows up and recruits Arya to join The Avengers.