Spread the word!!!!


??ATTENTION?? ??ALL HALLOWEEN?? HOES?? ITS TIME TO GET ??SPOOKY? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? DONT???? FORGET TO SUCK?? SOME ?DRACULA? DICK??? SO PUT ? YOUR ??COSTUMES?? AND GO ?DOOR TO DOOR? ???BEGGING? FOR THAT ?GOOD GOOD? SEND THIS TO TWELVE1??2?? ??SPOOKY? ?SLUTS? TO ?SHOW? THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ?CHOCOLATE? COVERED ?DICK?

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Also, spread the word about not wearing pants on Halloween.

I never do.

Who needs 'em?

Not me.

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My costumes never include pants.

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My Harambe costume is gonna have bullet holes, blood and everything.

Also, one of my friends is gonna be the little kid. I'm gonna drag him around all day.


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JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE! 🐵

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I'm sure your Harley Quinn costume will be amazing too! 



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Ty! I hope so!

I'm sure there will be like 1000 other Harley's out so it ought to be fun. :)



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Lol yep.


Are you gonna go trick r treating? or give out candy? oooor go to a halloween party or something?


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A house party for a bit, then hope to hit a club.

Last year we stayed home and gave out candy.


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Nice, should be fun.

Hopefully it doesn't rain!!! Last year I wanted to go trick r treating but it started to rain 😞. So I stayed inside with my friends..it was still fun..but no candy 😥


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No candy? THAT blows.

I love Halloween. It's the ne day of the year adults can go crazy without being eyed up and down like if they've gone crazy - plus I stuff my face with Tootsie Rolls!



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You seemed so innocent! That is ruthless!

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Noooo ... I saw it as a good thing :(

What happened to Harambe should not be forgotten.



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I'm just messing with him! ;) I think it is an awesome idea.

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I'm paying my respects for the gorilla that was unjustly taken from us.



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All I have to say is....I feel bad for your friend you drag around! ;) I think buying a baby doll would get the point across.

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Lol. That's a very good idea. I might do that.

Oh and plus, I want one of my friends to be the zookeeper that killed Harambe. It would be funny if he follows me around all day with a gun.




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At least he lived a happy life because he didn't have to wear pants.

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His no-pants-wearing-life was tragically, cut short. 😢



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Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.

Behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him.

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^^^And this is why guys love it.

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About the bird!

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