Reality Celeb Schedules

Can anyone else explain to me why ALL of the has been and never really were "celebrities" have 25 hour work day schedules, 8 days a week ???

W T F are they supposedly doing all that time. Whether it's Fat Club or Surreal House, or Hey Poor Paula - they all complain that their schedules are unbelieveable - and I agree. I don't believe them.

Unless all of these barely recognizable celebs are working day / night shift at Burger King then there's no way they can always be busy. In between lame attempts to be seen at award shows, movie openings, and American Idol taping - what else could she be doing ??? And she has handlers ... I mean 'assistants' ... what !!! Are you kidding me?

Let me tell you a typical Paula day - regain consciousness around 11:45 am - Cries for 20 mins - stumble through shower, hit the nearest SB and then pitch a fit becuase McDs stopped serving breakfast 3 hours ago - cries for 10 mins. Meet a fellow pathetic 'has been' for a liquid lunch and salad chaser in town - cries because the Ranch dressing is addictive and adds pounds, 15 mins. Visit your physician on the take for a few 'prescribed pills' - cries because the media won't lend weight to your ultra, super, semi-secret RARE disease which offers 'on demand' symptoms: cries for 30 mins - watch TV and her own old videos for a few hours. cry over what your career was and letting Emilio walk away, 40 mins. Start your pill popping dinner, nibble a real entree and then sample 4 desserts. Cry over the fact you are medically required to take 7 pills with two and half glasses of wine. Crawl to bed with catatonic dogs in tow, collapse onto bed and cry yourself to sleep. Wake up during the night and cry about lack of sleep while chugging down left over triple-shot Venti mocha. Suck on thumb for camera and sob softly until you pass out.

Lather - Rince - REPEAT daily ...

"El riesgo vive siempre!"