Pepper?


When can we expect "Salt"'s sequel "Pepper"?

You know the double agent male named "Adam Pepper" that has to save "Evelyn Salt" from her possibly getting caught from both the Russian and American Government. Hired by Peabody to protect Salt or something along those lines.


(Salt and Pepper share a romantic steak dinner concluding their mission)

Evelyn Salt: Well done Mr. Pepper, I never thought they'd catch you without a single sneeze.
Adam Pepper: I prefer it when things get a little hot.. something you'd understand if you'd quit being so bitter.

(Pepper looks at the salt-shaker away from his reach as Salt proclaims)
Evelyn Salt: Having your steak dry for once? That's not like you...
Adam Pepper: Why waste the seasoning by just putting it on top?
Evelyn Salt: So why haven't they thought of cooking it slow broiled with the seasoning to soak up the flavor?
Adam Pepper: It's a rare occasion. A woman like you looks like she prefers her dinner well-done, on the grill.

(Evelyn Salt gets hot and bothered as she shifts in her seat trying to find something to change the subject)

Evelyn Salt: Pass the Pepper please...
(Waiter comes by)
Waiter: Some Wine for the lovely couple?
(Pepper smirks as Salt and Pepper make eye contact they both in unison reply:)
Pepper: No
Salt: Yes
Waiter: Very well then, we've got an exquisite selection for tonight, what do you prefer?
Pepper: Red please... actually make it a white... you know what, I want something in between, little sweet, little bitter, smooth with a bite. I prefer it chilled. Unless of course she'd prefer it on the warmer side.

(Adam Pepper gestures to Salt)

Salt: Chilled please...
Waiter: Miraval it is then! Enjoy the dessert!
(Salt shifts her body away from Pepper while downing a full glass of wine in one take)
Pepper: Chilled...
(Pepper smirks as he takes a small sip, Evelyn passes him the salt shaker and replies)
Salt: Finish your dinner, we've got an early day tomorrow

(Pepper grabs the saltshaker about to pour some onto his steak when he notices that it's all empty. By the time he lifts his head and eyes up Salt is gone. The waiter comes by with the bill in hand)

Waiter: How's everything sir? Here's your bill... the total comes to 1,304$. Would you like to pay cash or credit?
(Pepper knocks down the remainder of the bottle as he gets up and leaves a card on the table, stumbling and crashing through the table trying to chase Salt down)


To Be Continued.....

You know... like that kind of Pepper?





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You're funny :P

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They'll just team her up with Gwyneth Paltrow's character from Iron Man...

"Salt and Pepper"

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Why not?

Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!

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