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How to take stripper home....

posted 15 years ago by anuk78
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AS an exotic dancer this was hilarious and none of these will really work...lmfao

1. Go on slow nights like Mon-Wed and become a regular. Ok this is the only one I can see working for you.

2. The first place you dont sit is the stage.~ Ha yeah um we like that. We are more likely to talk to you if you are at the stage. It shows you are not scared or intimidated. Go to the stage guys!

3. Bring a chick with you~ now this may or may not work. I like couples but most of the time the chicks get mad at us. Very few couples are really cool with us.

4. Dont tip the strippers~ OK I laughed my ass off at this one along with my roommate. This will NOT work. If you dont tip us we most likely wont even notice you and think you are the creepy guy who just comes in to "look." Tipping NEVER hurts.

5. Throw a party~ Most girls I work with when a guy mentions this we roll our eyes like yeah sure and we never go. If girls do go to these parties they always get annoyed cause the guy tells everyone she is a dancer and she is looked at all night and expected to entertain the drunk crowd. Not cool! If you must throw a party respect the girl dont expect her to entertain your friends when they are drunk.

I have been dancing for 10 years and I am 29. I have worked all over so I know a thing or two about taking a "Stripper" home. lol

"Out.For.A.Walk...Bitch."~Spike

[–] FlickFreak1 15 years ago

what have men done that successfully got you into bed

[–] anuk78 15 years ago

I have been dancing on and off for 10 years and nothing has worked for me. I have only dated one person from work and they are my current bf and that is one of the security staff. He didnt treat me like a piece of meat and was normal about it.

"Out.For.A.Walk...Bitch."~Spike

[–] fitchrulz 15 years ago

ok not tipping you is total bs! lol... that's how you get your money.

what's wrong with a simple approach like "hi i think you're cute. can i get you a coffee or something to eat when your shift is over?" very simple and sincere! duh! lol... do guys that aim to date strippers assume that you'll always be dressed up in your costumes and heels? do they forget that it's just a job and not necessarily you 24/7?

[–] anuk78 15 years ago

Haaa yeah the tipping thing had me cracking up.

Yea the normal approach is perfect. I personally dont date customers, some girls do and for them the normal approach is best. Many guys think you will be the same outside the club and what they seem to forget is that we are basically putting on an act at work and are usually very different outside the club. People usually never believe what I do because I am educated, dont dress like a stripper outside the club and I have normal hobbies and well a normal life! It's just a job! I never lie to customers about who I am but I am a bit more open in the club where outside the club I am actually quite shy. If you treat us like "strippers" in the club chances are you will outside as well. I have seen this many times with other girls I work with.

"Out.For.A.Walk...Bitch."~Spike

[–] pacersoldaway 15 years ago

i bet you're a 50 year old homo

[–] Fishtales 13 years ago

LOL...I worked as a 'Bouncer' at a few strip clubs and I thought that most of it was true but maybe working in the scene gave me an "edge", IDK.

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