The line that made you LMFAO the most
Only one line.
Mine is "I'm just like a little boy playing with his dick when he is nervous." I almost fell from my chair due to laughing so hard.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Only one line.
Mine is "I'm just like a little boy playing with his dick when he is nervous." I almost fell from my chair due to laughing so hard.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
"I need someone back here who speaks American Goddammit! I'm trying to blow the nuts off this jungle and this guy's back here making a sweater!"
Or something along those lines.
~ I'm a farmer, who's ever heard of a fatalistic farmer? ~
[Jeff, Kirk, and Kevin have just learned Alpa is gay]
Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.
Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!
Jeff Portnoy: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this
More of a subtle thing, but I like how RDJ repeatedly got Kevin Sandusky's name wrong.
"What it is Sakorsky?!"
"Santusky!"
"Smiclusky!"
And then:
"Yeah, get 'em chuggin' on some of Alpa's ass-water. That'll bring 'em around. It's a cure-all."
"Im the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude"
That whole conversation.