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Mines gotta be..."im leade farmer muthaphukka!"



"Dont gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver and gold..."

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"Aint no Kriss Angel Mind Freak, David Blane, Trap Door horse *beep* Jumpin off here!"

-Lincoln Osiris

Lol! Lose it every time I hear that!

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Now I want you to take a step back... and literally *beep* YOUR OWN FACE!

I've used this line with telemarketers.

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"What do you mean our people?" -Downey JR
"What do you mean 'our people'?"-Rapper

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"What do you mean our people?" -Downey JR
"What do you mean 'our people'?"-Rapper


It's actually:
Stiller says (to all of them), "what's the matter with you people?"
RDJ: "What do you mean, 'you people'?"
Rapper, "What do YOU mean, 'you people'?"

One of several lines in the movie where Alpa Chino, who actually is a black man, gets annoyed with Lazarus, who is not actually a black man but takes offense as if he is.


You must be the change you seek in the world. -- Gandhi

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"We supper lost man. Go on honkey, tell em what time it is!"

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"he aint playin god he's being judged by him" lincoln Osiris
That line cracks me up every time.
"Hey look Im Dave Beckam".
and the scream alpo lets out immediately after he kicks the head is hilarious.

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"Cover me you limp dick *beep* ups!" -Osiris
"Get yo ass in this chickensh*t chop chop A.S.A.F.P.!" -Osiris
"Aint nuthin but a thang." -Osiris


Hank: I’m outta here! I’m not gonna play second...banana fiddle to some stupid old baby.

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Now I want you to take a step back... and literally *beep* YOUR OWN FACE!
The guy's reaction is the best part!

Any and all Kirk Lazurus lines, my favorite (for the moment) being (Not verbatim but close enough): "What you talking about with the scripts and the maps, just SPIT THAT *beep* OUT!! *suddenly gets goofy grin that dissolves into pissed off looking expression*

Also just the way he says "ANY TIPS??" cracks me up every time!

Stller's line: "When we get back to the real world... I'm gonna teach you how to juggle!!" Followed by RDJ's crying. LOL

Sooo many more... I should just copy and paste the whole script here.

They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Ohhh myy GAAAAAAAAWWWWD!!!!

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"Hit that director n the face, really *beep* hard" -Tom Cruise

"Sorry man (punches the director in the face" -key grip

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU LIMY *beep*!" *beep* the money back my friend" -Tom Cruise

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Peek-a-Boo! I see YOU!







First of all, he wasn't gutted; I made that up.. his throat was slashed.Scream2

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speedman: "i cant...feel...my legs!"

lazarus: "aint nothin...but a thang." - perfect line delivery.

"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"-Dr. Strangelove

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"stick with the program, get this film in the can... i think theres a teen choice award in it for ya.. youve got potential"

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http://www.imdb.com/list/QrvH_XBk74E/ - my top 100 films

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Pump your brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure.

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"Pump your brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure."

I second that. Perfect delivery

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