Who the hell voted against my review????

Hello, this is 4 years in the making which has built up inside me and is probably the reason for my impotence. I'm profoundly upset that I only had 2 out of 5 people think my review was good - that is scandalous and I know I deserve better. I'm now pleading with you to give my review a better vote! Your vote counts and matters in the decisions that make this world a happy place!
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