Warning! Danger Will Rogers!

Pounding red hot nails into your flesh and pouring rotting buckets of bat guano over your head would be preferable to trying to make it through this movie.

You have been warned. Find something else. Almost anything else. Or go fishing. Or take a nice walk.

Nope, I'm not someone who writes something like this on a bunch of movies just because I didn't like them. This one is really awful. I'm trying to warn you. That's all. Good luck.