Ten Things I Learned From 'This Christmas'

1. A few squirts of mineral oil on a bathroom floor will render a man helpless

2. Church deacons are allowed by their pastors to cohabit with married women

3. Black churches have lots of white members

4. Reminding a woman that you picked up her schoolbooks in the 9th grade will make her want to have sex with you.

5. If you put an Escalade into DRIVE, it won't start rolling until after you get out of it and close the door.

6. A woman will spend days alone in a hotel waiting for her husband to announce her presence to his family.

7. A white woman in an otherwise peaceful nightclub will ignite a fight and the brandishing of firearms.

8. A Christian mother has no problem with her children using profanity in her home.

9. A Christian mother will allow her children to fornicate in her home.

10. If you ask the maid where the frozen grapes are... she will tell you to look in the freezer.


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