Revenge Porn


This movie manages to be utterly terrible yet utterly watchable. The emotional setup of having a daughter kidnapped is crude and badly handled, but its undeniably effective in stirring the bloodlust. Then, watching a terrifying unstoppable brute lay waste to the scumbags responsible is deeply satisfying.

It's almost as if the film dares you to switch it off by being crap in every conceivable way, but somehow knows that you won't because it's pleasing you on a base emotional level. The filmmakers are either stupid and lucky, or clever and subversive. Luc Besson's involvement leans me toward the latter but I just don't know...

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The sequels, which I haven't seen, were directed by Olivier Megaton - one of the worst living directors who has zero idea about directing action scenes, replacing careful choreography with tourettes editing. So not even the Revenge Porn, which is the entire point of these films, was well handled in the sequels. The first film got this crucial element down really well.

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I agree - the first Taken was pure fun, the second, somewhat ridiculous and far less fun. I haven't bothered with the third.

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I incline towards the latter(Luc Besson). It kind of reminds me of the first season of 24, only it's quick and dirty about it, without the additional complications. Like I said in another post, it's one of the few movies in which I'm able to watch the torture scenes without batting an eye.

Do.Or do not.There is no try.

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My sentiments exactly. While not exactly art, and not remotely at risk of being nominated for an Oscar in any department, but my immediate thoughts after seeing this movie was, "man -- that was a satisfying movie."

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Taken - satisfaction guaranteed.

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Porn usually involved sexual acts.

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Yet Revenge Porn, much like Torture Porn, offers similar base stimulants to Porn but only those base stimulants that apply to the Revenge genre. Learn to think more metaphorically and you'll understand.

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Why is Torture Porn called Torture Porn when there are no sexual acts?

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Employ that metaphorical thinking and you'll see that no sexual acts are necessary when using the word 'porn' to describe other base stimulants.

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It's a bore, need I say more.

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Yes, because it's not enough to criticise without explaining 'why?'

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It's totally enough, I was bored throughout. That means I was totally uninterested in anything that was going on, the characters, the action, the fact that there was nothing new about the movie.

It was a bore, good for a snooze. Lame-ass one might say.

I am glad you enjoyed it though, absolutely seriously. Just my opinion.

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Fine, but you just need to clarify that it was a bore for you, rather than implying that it was objectively a bore which, given not least its huge success, it clearly isn't.

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How far will I have to look back through your posts to find an example of this? This is why I love IMDB, people take it in turns to do this, when all being hypocrites ourselves. At what point am I allowed to talk objectively? I see you've done it in the first line of your Indiana Jones review. "It starts brilliantly" Oh, what, wait, you can't say that!! You can say that it in your opinion, starts brilliantly. But that's not objective ! ! ! ! It's not a fact that it starts brilliantly ! ! ! !

I will have a go at someone for talking like this, then I will talk like this, then I will have a go at someone for talking like this, and so it goes on! We're all petty humans.

What I will say though, isn't boring always subjective? According to who do I need to say "in my opinion"? If I say something is boring, then it is, of course, my opinion.

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I see you've done it in the first line of your Indiana Jones review. "It starts brilliantly"


Your comparison doesn't work because my review then goes on to qualify that judgement, whereas you wrote 'it's a bore' without explaining WHY. It's also extra bizarre to call Taken 'a bore' when the film was such a knockout success that spawned two sequels to date and gave birth to Liam Neeson's second career as an action megastar, so there's even more need to qualify your bizarre assertion.

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Do you dare me to go through your posts and find the first time you do this?

Like I said, obviously boring is subjective. If you need me to explain that for you then you're a dumbo.

Taken is really boring. That's come out of my mouth. I see you ignored that part of my post?

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Do you dare me to go through your posts and find the first time you do this?

Sure, if by 'this' you mean something equivalent to your unqualified 'it's a bore' statement.



Like I said, obviously boring is subjective. If you need me to explain that for you then you're a dumbo.

'Boring' is subjective if you say 'I found it boring'. You said 'it's a bore' as if stating a fact. You then failed to qualify your counter-cultural assertion in any way.



Taken is really boring. That's come out of my mouth. I see you ignored that part of my post?

If it's boring then why is it enormously popular? If you're trying to say that you personally find it to be boring, then you need to extrapolate on WHY that is (if you want to be taken seriously).

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You just became more boring than Taken

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You've got something wrong though bro, If I want to tell people that I find it boring, but not why, then I'm allowed to do that. There's no criteria that says I have to explain all my opinions at all. Wow you sound like a barrel of laughs haha.

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You just became more boring than Taken

Well done. So you said you were going to scour my posts for examples of value judgements about films presented as unsupported factual assertions (equivalent to your 'it's a bore'), where are they?


If I want to tell people that I find it boring, but not why...

Firstly, you didn't tell people you found it boring, you stated that it was objectively 'a bore'. Secondly, you can tell people you found it boring then run away but you'll be wasting your readers' time. It seems pointless to come to a movie discussion board and assert that you found a hugely popular film 'boring' without offering any reasoning for this bizarre reaction, and smacks of empty teenage contrarianism. You're free to do this, of course, but I don't understand why you would want to publicly embarrass yourself like this.

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I have since made it clear that was my opinion but you seem to keep wanting more. Me coming here and saying "It's a bore, need I say more" was just a little jab I guess, at people like you who might get annoyed by it, I succeeded in jabbing you. You even said people wouldn't take me seriously, did you mean everyone apart from yourself?

Your first line of the indiana jones review i'll go back to, I don't care if you went on to explain why, it's still objectively "starts brilliantly" if you want to nit pick. You should have said that "You thought it started brilliantly" I'm past bothering to nit pick your posts for one other example seeing as it's in the first line of the first review of your page. I actually don't have a problem with seeing you say "It started brilliantly" I actually understand that that's your opinion, without you needing to reassure me haha. Poor you for getting so uptight about such a post.

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I have since made it clear that was my opinion but you seem to keep wanting more. Me coming here and saying "It's a bore, need I say more" was just a little jab I guess, at people like you who might get annoyed by it, I succeeded in jabbing you. You even said people wouldn't take me seriously, did you mean everyone apart from yourself?

I see that you really want to manufacture a victory for yourself here. It's understandable - you waded into a discussion thinking that you automatically had enough credibility to attack a popular film with zero explanation and not be challenged for doing so. That you need to reframe your arrogant, stupid comment as a 'jab' is not surprising. I hope some people believe you.



Your first line of the indiana jones review i'll go back to, I don't care if you went on to explain why,

Well you should 'care' because it makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE. The fact is that I qualified my judgement where as YOU DIDN'T, which is even worse considering you were negatively criticising something. That you think you can ignore inconvenient FACTS because they don't support your preferred narrative makes you insane.



it's still objectively "starts brilliantly" if you want to nit pick. You should have said that "You thought it started brilliantly" I'm past bothering to nit pick your posts for one other example seeing as it's in the first line of the first review of your page. I actually don't have a problem with seeing you say "It started brilliantly" I actually understand that that's your opinion, without you needing to reassure me haha. Poor you for getting so uptight about such a post.

No, I qualified my judgement whereas you declared that Taken was 'a bore' with zero support. Nobody has gotten 'uptight', it's just a matter of being honest.


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I see that you really want to manufacture a victory for yourself here. It's understandable - you waded into a discussion thinking that you automatically had enough credibility to attack a popular film with zero explanation and not be challenged for doing so. That you need to reframe your arrogant, stupid comment as a 'jab' is not surprising. I hope some people believe you.


You want to talk about being qualified to say things, you can't really speak on my sense of humour, whether I'm just an immature guy who wanted to wind some people up by calling their movie a bore. It even rhymes "It's a bore, need I say more". But I wouldn't expect whoever bites to realise that, hence why you bit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0227984/board/thread/238389345?d=244193070#244193070

Here is an example of me in the past, it's actually on the same topic. I joke that this is the start of me stating my opinion as an opinion, rather than a fact. Then I tell them that I was joking, and that the movie really is just simply not funny. If you start getting to grips with this, then you can comment on my level of believability.

Here is proof enough that I obviously don't think I have enough credibility to call a movie boring, and for that to mean that it is unquestionably boring. It's simply fun to argue with people as serious as yourself. Really fun, thanks.

Well you should 'care' because it makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE. The fact is that I qualified my judgement where as YOU DIDN'T, which is even worse considering you were negatively criticising something. That you think you can ignore inconvenient FACTS because they don't support your preferred narrative makes you insane.


No, we're talking about whether something is objective or not. If you say that something "is" brilliant, and then go on to talk about it, you still said something objectively rather than subjectively. And brilliance in movies is purely subjective. Again, I don't mind you doing this, most people do it - but maybe don't say that I should say it's my opinion, if you don't either. You maybe could've said something like "Oh, and why did you think it was boring?". Rather than telling me what I need to be doing, in your imaginary hypocritical rule book.

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You want to talk about being qualified to say things, you can't really speak on my sense of humour, whether I'm just an immature guy who wanted to wind some people up by calling their movie a bore. It even rhymes "It's a bore, need I say more". But I wouldn't expect whoever bites to realise that, hence why you bit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0227984/board/thread/238389345?d=244193070#244193070

Here is an example of me in the past, it's actually on the same topic. I joke that this is the start of me stating my opinion as an opinion, rather than a fact. Then I tell them that I was joking, and that the movie really is just simply not funny. If you start getting to grips with this, then you can comment on my level of believability.

Being clear about what you're stating as a personal opinion/emotional response as distinct from objective analysis of the filmmaking craft is important. It's ambiguous as to whether you have genuinely understood the importance of this, or whether you're 'joking'. I hope you're not, because it's important if you want your writing to be worth people's time.

So what are your expectations of people? Are we supposed to take it that you understand the difference between reviewing subjectively and objectively, or that you're joking about understanding its importance?



Here is proof enough that I obviously don't think I have enough credibility to call a movie boring, and for that to mean that it is unquestionably boring. It's simply fun to argue with people as serious as yourself. Really fun, thanks.

It's obvious if you make it clear, and would need to put that disclaimer on all your unqualified attacks on films. But here's a better idea - instead of insulting popular films for effect, why not make valuable criticisms with insight into how and why you feel the way you do about a film. You'll waste less of your and other people's time.

There's no 'argument' here, there's just an examination of your behaviour, that's all this is.



No, we're talking about whether something is objective or not. If you say that something "is" brilliant, and then go on to talk about it, you still said something objectively rather than subjectively. And brilliance in movies is purely subjective. Again, I don't mind you doing this, most people do it - but maybe don't say that I should say it's my opinion, if you don't either.

Brilliance in movies is not 'purely subjective' because there are certain films, and filmmakers, that resonate with audiences across the world over decades. Hitchcock is widely known as 'the master of suspense' because he knows how to effectively cue certain psychological states in his audience by using very particular techniques of the craft. Hamlet is a demonstrably better piece of literature than 50 Shades Of Grey.



You maybe could've said something like "Oh, and why did you think it was boring?". Rather than telling me what I need to be doing, in your imaginary hypocritical rule book.

I did. You said 'need a I say more' and I responded 'yes' and explained why. I was, and am, doing you a huge favour.

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Oh god it's you again, have you spent half a month coming up with this trash?

When i see you talk about wasting time I can only laugh. You think I'm wasting my time and other peoples, yet you spend so much time conversing with me. How sad does that make you? I don't think i'm wasting time here, i'm just having fun with you... you on the other hand, think this is a waste of time yet continue to be involved - lol.

The part you are wasting your time with is trying to teach me anything. I don't care for your knowledge/opinion on what I should be doing, nor have any respect for it, the reason for that is because you're being serious about this for no reason... and I find that a little dumb. I will take nothing you say into account. I really can't believe you're trying to teach someone who wrote a little one liner on a movie they hated. Continue to waste your own time if you'd like, your goal cannot be achieved, but you do continue to achieve my original goal from my first post. I annoyed a fanboy of this garbage movie.

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You seem to have misunderstood what's going on here. You said 'need I say more', to which I replied 'yes' and gave a generous explanation. Then, when you didn't get the answer you wanted, you became defensive, at which point this exchange became a study in irrationality and the ego. It continues to be this study, and I look forward to your defensive reply so that we can all observe your processes.

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and I look forward to your defensive reply so that we can all observe your processes.


Grow up you very sad little man.

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Perfect. Thanks.

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So for you the film was so much a chore, that it became something to deplore.

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It was so dire, that it created a fire.

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This movie IS revenge porn, like so many other action movies.

Does that make it bad?

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No

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I wouldn't call this utterly terrible film making. Mediocre at worst. People seriously feel guilty for liking simple, insubstantial movies nowadays.

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The best revenge porn is The Hills Have Eyes 2000s remake. "Death Sentence" with Kevin Bacon is up there too.

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