People of IMDB, your attention please

People of IMDB, your attention please,
This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council, As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your Internet Movie Database , and regrettably this message board is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than 7 of your Earth days. Thank you.
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