Scott Harper, Please Direct ALL Asylum Movies

SuperCroc was bad. There is no doubt about it, everyone knows it.

But I assure everyone that this is one of the better Asylum movies, and is much better than anything Leigh Scott has ever made.

This visually looked good, made decent use of some stock footage, and while bad, was at least FUNNY bad. And, dare I say, there were a couple actually good parts (a rarity in Asylum movies).

Also, during the bonus features, everyone had a "Oh geeze, this is an Asylum movie...might as well as try to have fun" vibe. Doesn't sound like much, but it's a very real reaction, something lacking from all other Asylum movies filled with people that think "YEAH MEDIUM BUDGET MOVIE ASYLUM MUST ROCK".

And come on, the croc stepping on the car was hilariously great. You know it.

So Scott Harper, if you read this, Asylum needs to use you more. At least you make the bad movies entertaining. Just please don't randomly zoom in on shots that had no zoom originally, we can tell. And it doesn't look very good.

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