If Nintendo let is slip that two of the characters in this game were gay
but didn't say who, then what would your guesses be?
Mine would be Falco and Captain Falcon. They're trying way too hard to hide it.
And no, I don't mean as a couple, I mean individually. I think Falco is gay for Fox McCloud and is pissed off because Fox can't requite those feelings.
Captain Falcon puts on this macho attitude while at the same time wearing a skintight outfit and sporting attacks which practically scream, "I'm gay!!"
"There is no escape, John!"