I had two favorite bits...I liked when he was talking about being fat and how skinny people piss him off because they can't relate at all to what we fat people have to go through. I also cracked up when he admitted he had a man crush on Ewan MacGregor.
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When he called his daughter an *beep* was hilarious.
And "I hope your plane crashes twice. I hope it crashes, half of them die, and they say *beep* it, let's try again, and it crashes again."
And the bag of dicks..genius.
I loved the story about the Awesome Possum shirt...and how he hates complete strangers just for existing. It's like we're the same person. <3
-Angie
No doubt! I loved how many times, it was like CK was speaking my unconscious mind. I stand and find a reason to hate someone all the time. I know, it's not healthy - I'm working on it.
I think I laughed the hardest when he said:
"Just pickin' up a bag of dicks for the kids. Here you go, Suzy, have a blue one..."
"I hope you skate into an AIDS tree!"
"It's like I saw he had the same shirt, and immediately went AH-DUUUH!! EEEE-UUUH!"
And "I hope your plane crashes twice. I hope it crashes, half of them die, and they say *beep* it, let's try again, and it crashes again."YES! That quote reminds me of an old friend of mine, who would say something exactly like that. I was just thinking about it today, heh.
"do is suck the bag? each one individually and throw it in a bowl like pistaschio shells?"
"I want to *beep* his face!" : my favorite line.
Great stand-up performance! Love Louis C.K. -- def. one of the most talented comedians working today.
"I had to just stop and stand there so I could hate him with my entire body."
It's comforting to know that I'm not the only one that does that.
i just love when he says "i went to a Polish Deli and said "can i get a sandwhich?". The guy just starts making me a sandwhich...it had raisins and bones and *beep* in it."" hahahah
Also the whole "suck a bag of dicks" was awesome
"Suck a bag of dicks!"
"Oh, well suck a bag of dicks to you, too!"
Plus, anything he said about his daughter, and calling her an a-hole, lol.
And when he's talking about standing in line and the old lady says "I was here yesterday, and there was a line like this, too."
"Oh my god! You ****ing old lady! That's incredible!"
LMAO!
Silencio...
The awesome possum story was good and so was the handjob story, "so we go up to my daughters room....*crowd grumbles* ....Hey *beep* you I pay the rent I will *beep* on her bed if I want to"
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